So whaddya think?
I dunno. Where's the gotcha? Where's the water cooler? Maybe if you had an ostrich. You don't talk about it, it's just there. Ostrich. Think about it.
Yeah-ah, I got this friend, who egged a cable van.
PPeggy
We only take questions about pets.
[pause] I have this pet, who egged a cable van...
Do you have to have your top button done up when you talk to him?
What are you saying?
I'm just sayin' would it kill ya to flirt with him?
Um, yeah!
So...you know the log? Was that fire real or was it added digitally?
CGCable guy
Oh, it's real. But here's the crazy thing about that log...it was shot...in July.
Hi, I'm Oscar Leroy and my show is called 'Not Peggy's Stupid Pets!'
So, what's your show about?
Well, I'll tell you what it's not about. It's not about Peggy. It's not about pets, and it's not stupid! Got that jackass?
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