Marvin Drey the Taxman quotes from Corner Gas

Marvin Drey the Taxman

I can appreciate that you don't wanna help me. I get that a lot, sometimes I get outright hostility, just because of my job.

Brent

Well, no offence but I mean I can't just turn over my father. There's a bond between father and son that's strong and sacred.

Oscar

Hey, idiot! You left the lid on the dumpster up last night! Crows have scattered garbage all over the place and I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean it up. It'll be you out there on your hands and knees scrapin' up crow crap!

Brent

I'll tell you whatever you need to know.

Oscar

Why'd you come in person? You ever hear of a telephone? It's a handy invention; I'll show you how it works sometime.

Marvin Drey the Taxman

We did call.

Oscar

You did not!

Oscar

What'd you call me on the phone for?! My taxes paid for this call! You got something to say, you come here and say it in person. Get in the car, you ever hear of a car? It's a handy invention; I'll show you how it works sometime!

Emma

Who was that?

Oscar

I don't know, some jackass.

Marvin Drey the Taxman

I just need to speak to your father to verify a few things.

Brent

I don't think he's here. I think he went to Hawaii.

Marvin Drey the Taxman

Hawaii?

Brent

Not Hawaii. Somewhere cheaper than that. Red Deer.

Oscar

Here you go, jackass. Read 'em and weep!

Marvin Drey the Taxman

Jackass?

Brent

It's not just you. Remember the butterfly.

Hank

Plan 'B'.

Oscar

What the hell are you doing?! Those are the real papers! Jackass!

Brent

See? It's not just you.