Well it's not just you. Dad's cranky, I saw him one time yell at a butterfly. Called it a 'sonofabitch', told it to get out of his garden.
I can appreciate that you don't wanna help me. I get that a lot, sometimes I get outright hostility, just because of my job.
Well, no offence but I mean I can't just turn over my father. There's a bond between father and son that's strong and sacred.
Hey, idiot! You left the lid on the dumpster up last night! Crows have scattered garbage all over the place and I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean it up. It'll be you out there on your hands and knees scrapin' up crow crap!
I'll tell you whatever you need to know.
Davis just gave me a parking ticket. What's he trying to pull? My taxes pay his salary!
Geez, Dad, you gotta stop paying everyone's salary. You're only one man.
Why'd you come in person? You ever hear of a telephone? It's a handy invention; I'll show you how it works sometime.
We did call.
You did not!
[Flashback; Oscar is on the phone.]
What'd you call me on the phone for?! My taxes paid for this call! You got something to say, you come here and say it in person. Get in the car, you ever hear of a car? It's a handy invention; I'll show you how it works sometime!
[He slams the phone down.]
Who was that?
I don't know, some jackass.
I just need to speak to your father to verify a few things.
I don't think he's here. I think he went to Hawaii.
Hawaii?
Not Hawaii. Somewhere cheaper than that. Red Deer.
Here's an obvious question. Have you even tried looking for the papers?
Here you go, jackass. Read 'em and weep!
Jackass?
It's not just you. Remember the butterfly.
Plan 'B'.
What the hell are you doing?! Those are the real papers! Jackass!
See? It's not just you.
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