Yeah, Brent. Why don't you look Fitzy's grandma in the eye and give her one good reason this town can't build a great big dirty hoe.
I didn't know whether to tell you this or not, but someone in town has a crush on me.
A crush...on you? You couldn't get a dog to lick you if you were covered in gravy.
What the hell are you talking about? Dogs lick me all the time.
So who's got a crush on you? Is Helen Keller back in town?
Are you all right, Dad? Did you get hit by a grain truck (smells Oscar) or a garbage truckm yeesh.
WWes
World's biggest gopher.
No, Stumpwood already has the world's biggest gopher.
Well how big is it?
I don't know exactly, but its head's made of a Volkswagen.
That's a big gopher.
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