Community · Season 3, Episode 2
Well, the real important thing is that there is a Model U.N., it doesn't really matter who starts it. It just means her name goes on some charter and she gets to put it on her resume, and lead the Greendale team to the national Model U.N., and meet Kofi Annan, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, and will.i.am.
[Excited] Boutros Boutros-Ghali?!
CRISIS ALERT!
How is this still happening?
I can't remember what regular air smells like.
Jeff, do something or we're gonna lose!
Guys, this is important to Annie. So whoever actually died a few months ago, fess up so we can put a stake through your heart.
[Troy, Shirley, and Pierce laugh]
Jeff!
Annie, I think the real lesson here is that a model U.N., much like the real U.N., quickly falls apart when faced with actual-
NOOOOOOO! I think the lesson here is that I need to win this! I want to win! And you! You suck! You're a stupid, ugly poopface, and I'm better than you!
Annie, stop! You're acting like a little schoolgirl, and not in a hot way!
[The audience gasps; Annie stares at Jeff in shock, then gets off the table and runs out of the cafeteria in tears]
Okay. Uh, that made me sound creepy... but-but here's the thing. [runs away]
Greetings, people of Earth Two.
What is this?
We represent the United Nations of Earth One, using our Switzerland's hadron collider and resources from every nation, the people of our planet have constructed a trans-dimensional gateway here.
They can't do this!
The science works out.
We come to you with an offer. We have achieved world peace, tying our score with yours. But we are willing to concede our victory if you agree conceding yours, forming one gigantic United United Nations.
We did it.
You're a fool. Your ultimatum is itself a technical act of aggression. If we simply refuse to recognize your authority, we still remain ahead and you lose.
But you win a simple game. The larger, symbolic victory will be ours.
Ooh-la-la. We refuse. I'll take the real victory.
A logical, effective, common-sense move, Annie Kim, one which flies in the very face of the United Nations itself: a fundamentally symbolic organisation founded on the principles of high-minded rhetoric and empty gestures. Blue UN wins!
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