TTroy
[talking about the paintball competition] What's the prize?
It was a DVD Blu-Ray player but it was stolen, so now it's TBD.
TTroy
I want TBD; is that new?
if it's what I think I had it for a month in the seventies.
Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes.
TTroy
Jeff Winger, you son of a bitch. I thought you were dead, man!
I was just taking a nap.
Oh my God, you've been hit.
What? Oh no! [rubs shirt] Wait, wait. It's blood. [laughs] I thought it was paint, but I'm just bleeding. Talk about luck!
So, you guys formed an alliance without me?
Yep. You with Starburns?
Not if I can be with you. (promptly takes his gun and shoots Starburns) It's just Starburns.
The paintball game was...was starting... And the...and the Dean... The Dean announced th-the prize. The prize...! We...we turned on each other like...like animals!
What was the prize?
"Was"?! This is not over! This is still happening...RIGHT NOW!
You want my advice? Pork her and move on. It's what we did back in my day.
Yes, but you also put hydrogen in blimps and that was bad.
Oh, Shirley, I'm so sorry...
I'm going home, Britta...
I know, Shirley. I know...
No, seriously, I'm going home. Can you help me up?
Oh. Yeah, sure.
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