Señor Chang quotes from Community

Look, you think I'm the bad guy because I didn't invite him to my son's birthday. But you know where he was for most of my birthdays? Little place that rhymes with "not there."

Times Square?

Dean Pelton

Britta, you saw what they did to the lunch lady. You wanna guess how much better my emails are? You want me to call a press conference and say, "now do me"?

Britta

No! I'll do it. [stands up] Let them leak me!

Annie

[stands up] I'm not letting you do this alone.

Frankie

Screw it. [stands up] I'm in.

Abed

[stands up] Someone has to be the last one that stands up, and now, that someone isn't me.

[stands up] I kinda zoned out. I assume we're standing to go see Avengers?

Elroy

These guys are giving hackers a bad name. [stands up] And "hacker" is already such a dumb name.

Jeff

I'm not an idealist; I'm a pragmatist. And it's never pragmatic to piss you guys off, so... [stands up] Fine.

Dean Pelton

Guys, this is so inspiring. I guess...just let me know how it goes. No matter what happens, I'm with you! But don't tell anyone I'm with you; if you do, I'll deny it. But I'm with you here and now! Not literally "here and now"; right now, I'm leaving. But I will always have been with you secretly- bye.

Annie

Get to the escape pods!

Britta

You really picked that outfit?

Annie

Britta!

Jeff

It's Meridian. Keep going.

Britta

Insane. And what is your name - "Exploitia"?

Annie

Scorpio Nine! I'm a pleasure droid! No, I'm an assassin?

Jeff

You're both. Keep going. She was a pleasure droid, she got turned into an assassin, she's now the daughter; that's your sister.

Annie

Get to the escape pods! And then we go! This way!

Abed

Check on Chief Star, Jeff.

Jeff

Chief Starr?

What?

Jeff

I'll see you in hell.

What?

Abed

I mean, what shows repeat after season 6?

Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Friends...

Abed

Those shows weren't hemorrhaging characters every year.

Jeff

I love that I got to be with you guys.

Gay.

Jeff

You saved my life, and changed it forever.

Gayyyy!

Jeff

Thank you.

[sobbing] I'm gay... I'm for real gay... I'M LEGIT GAY...!