Dean Pelton quotes from Community

Dean Pelton

Britta, you saw what they did to the lunch lady. You wanna guess how much better my emails are? You want me to call a press conference and say, "now do me"?

Britta

No! I'll do it. [stands up] Let them leak me!

Annie

[stands up] I'm not letting you do this alone.

Frankie

Screw it. [stands up] I'm in.

Abed

[stands up] Someone has to be the last one that stands up, and now, that someone isn't me.

[stands up] I kinda zoned out. I assume we're standing to go see Avengers?

Elroy

These guys are giving hackers a bad name. [stands up] And "hacker" is already such a dumb name.

Jeff

I'm not an idealist; I'm a pragmatist. And it's never pragmatic to piss you guys off, so... [stands up] Fine.

Dean Pelton

Guys, this is so inspiring. I guess...just let me know how it goes. No matter what happens, I'm with you! But don't tell anyone I'm with you; if you do, I'll deny it. But I'm with you here and now! Not literally "here and now"; right now, I'm leaving. But I will always have been with you secretly- bye.

Frankie

...And that solves the matter of the giant hand. If there's no other business-

Dean Pelton

Oh, there's some business.

Abed

Yeah, there's business. When we tie the hand to the roof, we'd like you to use extra thick straps, please.

Dean Pelton

Extra thick.

Abed

Extra thick straps!

Dean Pelton

Reinforced.

Jeff

Alright, meeting adjourned. Great. [gets stunned by Dean Pelton's taser] AAGH!

[chanting while dancing] Extra thick straps! Extra thick straps! Extra thick straps! Extra thick straps!