TV show quotes
[Jeffster have been following Shaw's meeting with the ring] Stalkers log, Stalkee is behind a gray van, with another male, possibly for a sexual encounter. Both men are physically fit, should be lively.
Jeffrey. Don't make me afraid to be alone with you.
Look I don't want to pester you, Sarah uh, or become some nuisance that you can't avoid. I've seen Morgan go down that road far too many times to count. And since I've already given the fancy, eloquent version of this speech before, right now I'm just gonna be blunt and honest. I love you. One more time because it feels really nice to say, I love you. I feel like I've been bottling this up forever. I love you.
Chuck, you don't have....
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm getting out of hand, but look, you were right in Prague. You and I, we're perfect for each other. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I just came by to tell you something about Bartowski.
Well if you're come to plead his case, then it's really not necessary.
He didn't send me. He doesn't know I'm here. I just wanted to tell you something in case it changes anything. He didn't kill the mole.
What?
I did. He didn't have the stones to pull the trigger. Kid's not a killer. He's just not wired that way; unlike us. Just thought you should know.
Morgan? Why don't you let me handle this? No offense, but I've had my fair share of ladies.
That's because you live in a bubble. Okay? Take a look at yourself. Go ahead. It's a freakish bubble of handsomeness. Now look at me. No bubble, no bubble. I've gotta be completely verbal.
Thank you for saving me. I appreciated the tank.
She said she couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in her. I believed in her. I just didn't believe in me.
Dude, you are misquoting the line! And you are ruining Pretty in Pink for me!
But earlier on in my... drunken haze... I realized I hadn't asked you a question. A really important question that I'd like to ask you now if that's okay. Just once for the record... Sarah, do you love me?
[Long pause]
Wow. I'm, uh, in my underwear. I'm sitting in my underwear holding a plastic guitar. There's a very good chance I'm making a complete fool of myself, isn't there?
Yes.
I should probably put some pants on.
No, Chuck... Yes.
What?... Uh, what?
Chuck, I fell for you a long long time ago. After you fixed my phone, and before you started defusing bombs with computer viruses. So, yes. [chuckles] Yes.
Wait, Wait, What about my Red Test?
Casey told me. He told me that he killed the mole because you couldn't do it. And it was the best news I've ever heard. It means you haven't changed. You're still Chuck... you're still my Chuck.
It's another in Paris, Sarah and Shaw, and Shaw, this time for real, he's working for the ring. And I know, I know you can't help me anymore, I know all that, but Sarah is gonna die without us. I can't do this on my own.
But I can't help you anymore. I'm not a spy.
You are a spy. you're the ultimate spy.
Was....Chuck was, but the man been Buy More'd. That right. You've deluded yourself into thinking Buy More is your life. Wake up John, OK? Because we need you to get on this plane, Chuck needs you to get on this plane. If not, that's cool. You know, find yourself on Friday night with Jeff and Lester's crew hanging out in Woodland Hills. I know this because I was that guy. But Chuck and Sarah and you, Casey, you showed me I could be so much more. I was meant for something, to be a spy. What about you? What do you have left in the tank? What do you want to be when you grow....[Casey grabs Morgan]
Morgan go to my closet and get me my suit. The black one.
Shut up and kiss me.
Let's cut the man some slack, he's got the world's fate resting in his hands.
Oh, I'd say he's got something else resting in his hands.
What do you mean?
Chuck's off the grid with Walker. Do the math Grimes.
[Morgan stares blankly]
He's going to need a walker when Walker's through with him.
[Morgan still doesn't understand]
They're having intercourse you idiot.
Jeffrey, you blew the amp. Don't you know it's not the size of the instrument that matters, but how much and how long and how often your mother catches you playing?
I can't hit a girl!
I can!
General. Chuck and I am dating! Exclusively.
I must caution you, that allowing your private life to interfer with your professional one can be dangerous. But off the record. It's about damn time.
This is gonna be your favorite song. [plays "Feeling Good" by Nina Simone]
Man pastries for breakfast every morning, Europe is genius!
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