Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

Are you his doctor?

Chuck

Of course. Am I not wearing a doctor's coat? Who else would I be if not one of this man's doctors?

Doctor, I am Harry Lime's private physician, Dr. Muhammad Zamir.

Chuck

Doctor.

Doctor.

Chuck

Doctor.

Doctor.

Chuck

And, doctor.

Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment, please? I would like to consult the doctor privately, please.

Chuck

Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. [whispers to Alex] Please don't go.

Alex

I'll be right outside... doctor.

Chuck

Oh my God, I'm bleeding. Oh my God I'm bleeding, oh my God I'm bleeding.

Come on.

Chuck

I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. I'm sorry, I get a little woozy at the sight of blood.

A surgeon is afraid of blood?

Chuck

I know, a little ironic, right?

Casey

Hey. Chuck, turn off the gas you idiot. You inhale too much of that stuff it'll kill you.

Chuck

We're gonna die.

Chuck

We're gonna die.

Alex

[Grabbing the walkie talkie] Open this door right now!

Chuck

No. Look, I'm not listening to you. Okay?

Alex

This isn't working. I can't risk this going any further. I'm getting the nitro.

Sarah

Forrest! We can do this your way or we can actually save the asset!

Agent Walker, despite your heroism, you have directly disobeyed several orders...

Chuck

Wait, General, um, I'm sorry but, but isn't the most important part of being my handler making sure I stay alive?

Sarah

It's okay, Chuck.

Casey

No, it's not.

Casey

Let him finish.

Chuck

Thanks... Um, General. What I'm trying to say is that because my relationship with Sarah is so... you know, we're, we're close. We care about each other. That's-- that's what I'm trying to say. And-- and I know it's not protocol or whatever but it's those feelings that wound up saving my life.

Chuck

I can't believe this. My father invented the intersect.

Stephen

Well, that's not true. I didn't invent all of it. Just the really cool stuff. All right, now I can understand how this could complicate a few things.

Chuck

What? Complicate a few things; Dad, I saw you die. I saw you explode in a helicopter.

Stephen

Well, I see how I could have given you that impression. I had to die quite a few times--it's one of the perils of being Orion.

Stephen

What you are gonna see are a bunch of encoded images that will cancel out the ones you originally uploaded.

Chuck

Wait. Are you saying that you are gonna overwrite my brain?

Stephen

That's a good way of putting it. Yes.

Are you wired?

Chuck

No I'm not.

[aims his gun at Chuck's face] Are you wired?

Chuck

Yes, yes we are.

Are you wearing a wire?

Chuck

That's preposterous.

[his thugs aim their weapons at Chuck] Are you wearing a wire?

Chuck

Yes, yes I am.

Chuck

I'm sorry. They're sending you back to prison.

Jill

Well, it's not your fault. At least I got to see my family one last time. I'm sorry I couldn't help you Chuck.

Chuck

It's okay. I'm sorry about your Uncle Bernie. I had no idea the Morgan was so lethal.

Jill

I'm glad you haven't lost your sense of humor. They changed me. Promise me that you won't let them change you.

Chuck

I'll do my best.

Jill

I liked wearing this. [takes off engagement ring] Even if it was just for a few hours. They were never gonna let me go even if we found your dad, were they? NSA, Fulcrum, CIA, they're all the same. They all lie. They're not gonna let you go either, Chuck. Watch your back.

Chuck

I owe you an apology.

Sarah

Why?

Chuck

I was beginning to think that I couldn't trust you anymore, Sarah. That maybe Jill was right. That the CIA was never gonna let me go, that they would always put their best interests ahead of mine... But not you. You always looked out for me. Thank you.

Sarah

[pause. Sarah hugs Chuck and whispers in his ear] Take off your watch.

Chuck

Why?

Sarah

Because it's all a lie. Your dad is still out there. Beckman sent me to bring you back to Castle. They're going to take you underground. We have to run. [They leave store and jump in car]

Chuck

[Sarah has just taken him on the run] You're disobeying orders for me? You're committing treason, Sarah; you could go to jail.

Sarah

I know.

Casey

Going somewhere Bartowski ?

Chuck

No. No. We came back here for you because Fulcrum here.

Casey

Well we better get out of here.

Chuck

I'm not leaving without Sarah.

Casey

You drive or I'll end you.

Chuck

End me? Oh yeah, how are you going to do that? You don't have a gun.

Casey

Don't think I could kill you using my thumb or my elbow? Nerd bludgeon by radiator.

Chuck

You can't kill me with that radiator. It is far to confined in this car for you to get the appropriate torque.

Casey

Strangle you with my handcuff chain.

Chuck

Yeah. Yeah. You could probably do that.

Chuck

Do I get a gun?

Sarah

Nope. You get to stay in the car.

Chuck

C'mon, the whole "stay in the car" thing, aren't we past this? I think I'm perfectly capable of handling myself on a mission.

Casey

[holds Chuck at gun point] You were saying, Agent Imbecile? Drop it, Walker.

Sarah

You drop it.

Chuck

Sarah, don't! I've come this far; if he's gonna stop me he's gonna have to kill me.

Casey

Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.

Chuck

What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.

Casey

Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you we're being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.

Chuck

Casey, would you like to help us rescue my father?

Casey

I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.

Sarah

Is that a "yes"?

Casey

One condition, he stays in the car.

Sarah

Agreed.

Chuck

Done. Hey the team's back together again! Group hug!

Casey

One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!

Chuck

In the car I go.

Chuck

So ah, as you can see, just the one bed. A little presumptuous I guess. Should I have asked for separate rooms?

Sarah

No, It's fine. As long as we're on the lam, I can't let you out of my sight. I'm gonna take a shower.

Chuck

I'm gonna assume that whole out-of-sight thing doesn't really apply right now.

Chuck

Hey, I was wondering if you, uh, you wanted to come to my sister's rehearsal dinner?

Casey

The Intersect's out, Bartowski. You don't need my help anymore.

Chuck

I’m not asking you as the asset. I'm asking you as a friend.[Casey closes door] Okay, well I tried.

Casey

[Reopens door with jacket on and holding cigars] Open bar, I hope. I'll go warm up the vic.

Chuck

See? Guys can hug.

Casey

Not if they don't have their man parts.

Chuck

That's a good point.

How would you feel about working on the new Intersect project? Your government has been building its own Intersect. You've shown real promise. We'd like you to be an analyst. Your country is calling you, Mr. Bartowski.

Chuck

Uh, well then I think my country might have the wrong number. 'Cause I'm just Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.