Anna Wu quotes from Chuck

Chuck

I've got some bad news. Big Mike wants us to fix all of this junk in two days or he's going to give the assistant store manager position to Tang. I'm sorry guys. And Anna.

Anna

"Guys" is fine; I don't mind.

Chuck

No, it's not right. We need to come up with something non-gender specific. How do we feel about "team"?

Anna

Fellow Nerd Herders?

Lester

The Lesters?

Jeff

Chuck's Stable of Hoes?

Morgan

Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before...To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.

Anna

Speak for yourself.

Chuck

No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?

Morgan

Harry Tang is drunk with power!

Anna

He could have an accident.

Anna

I'm just sayin', I know a guy, very reasonable...His rates, I mean, not him.

Morgan

Way to think outside of the box, Anna, me likey! What do you say Chuck?

Chuck

Are you two crazy? What? No! I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch routine!

Chuck

You didn't offer to kill Harry for Anna did you?

Casey

No. Why, you want me to kill him?

Chuck

No! No, just curious...

Awesome

So, Thanksgiving. We're all supposed to say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski.

Morgan

Good call.

Anna

Morgan.

Morgan

Aww, right.

Ellie

That's sweet, honey. I am thankful for my family and my friends.

Casey

I pass.

Awesome

Chuck.

Chuck

I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead. And is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.

Casey

[gets the hint and leaves the table] Excuse me, please.

Morgan

Wow, buddy, that was, um, really dark.

Awesome

And specific.

Awesome

I lent him that money so he could get an apartment, not blow it on some stupid car!

Anna

WHAT? That money was for our apartment?! I'm gonna kill him!

Awesome

Get in line, Anna!

Awesome

[to Morgan] You have exactly one day to get my money back to me or I pluck you from head to toe.

Anna

Start with the groin. He won't be using that region for a while.

Lester

Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this--I don't really--but Morgan is in, a, umm...a very bad place.

Anna

Oh, my God, is he okay?

Jeff

No. He's focused, responsible, driven. Pains me to see a man end up like that.

Lester

It's pathetic.