You're a spy, Chuck? That's... awesome!
“Chuck Versus the Colonel” · Season 2, Episode 21
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (4), John Casey (3), Sarah Walker (2), Captain Awesome Woodcomb (1)
Going somewhere Bartowski ?
No. No. We came back here for you because Fulcrum here.
Well we better get out of here.
I'm not leaving without Sarah.
You drive or I'll end you.
End me? Oh yeah, how are you going to do that? You don't have a gun.
Don't think I could kill you using my thumb or my elbow? Nerd bludgeon by radiator.
You can't kill me with that radiator. It is far to confined in this car for you to get the appropriate torque.
Strangle you with my handcuff chain.
Yeah. Yeah. You could probably do that.
Do I get a gun?
Nope. You get to stay in the car.
C'mon, the whole "stay in the car" thing, aren't we past this? I think I'm perfectly capable of handling myself on a mission.
[holds Chuck at gun point] You were saying, Agent Imbecile? Drop it, Walker.
You drop it.
Sarah, don't! I've come this far; if he's gonna stop me he's gonna have to kill me.
Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.
What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.
Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you we're being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.
Casey, would you like to help us rescue my father?
I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.
Is that a "yes"?
One condition, he stays in the car.
Agreed.
Done. Hey the team's back together again! Group hug!
One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!
In the car I go.
So ah, as you can see, just the one bed. A little presumptuous I guess. Should I have asked for separate rooms?
No, It's fine. As long as we're on the lam, I can't let you out of my sight. I'm gonna take a shower.
I'm gonna assume that whole out-of-sight thing doesn't really apply right now.
Hey, I was wondering if you, uh, you wanted to come to my sister's rehearsal dinner?
The Intersect's out, Bartowski. You don't need my help anymore.
I’m not asking you as the asset. I'm asking you as a friend.[Casey closes door] Okay, well I tried.
[Reopens door with jacket on and holding cigars] Open bar, I hope. I'll go warm up the vic.
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