Jill Roberts quotes from Chuck

Is there a problem? [Chuck hides under desk]

Chuck

Can you tell me if the attractive, brown eyed, slightly egg headed brunette with an extremely cold heart is still here?

She's here; why, who is she?

Chuck

Jill Roberts, my ex-girlfriend. She broke my heart. I need-I need a diversion; would-would it be a terrible imposition for you to pull the fire alarm?

Jill

Hi, I'm Dr Jill Roberts. Is there someone who can help me with the tech requirements for my lecture?

Under the desk.

Chuck

Sticky clutch. [nervous laugh] Remind me to have my assistant have that fixed.

Jill

I think the valet is up a little further.

Chuck

Beautiful night for walk, huh? Shall we?

Jill

Who is it?

Chuck

It's the lying, yet well meaning fool who rented a Ferrari last night...

Casey

Ten bucks says she doesn't open the door for him!

Sarah

Make it twenty and you're on.

Jill

I don't want to talk to you Chuck!

Chuck

Okay, well, then I'll do all the talking. I know this may come as a shock to you but I'm here to do something totally crazy and tell you the truth. I still work at the Buy More, and, uh, I still live with my sister and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I guess I just wanted you to think that I was someone special. So, in order to accomplish that I went out and got a new suit and rented a car that I clearly have no idea how to drive because from the second I saw you again I knew that I hadn't gotten over you yet, Jill.

Jill

Really? You haven't gotten over me?

Chuck

No...

Jill

Get in here. [Casey pays up bet]

Chuck

[stops making out with Jill because of the surveillance] Buy More, tomorrow.

Jill

What time?

Chuck

Take the latent heat of aquatic fusion...

Jill

In calories per gram?

Chuck

Of course. [seductive voice] And then subtract the atomic number of thallium, got it? [Jill nods] Ok, I'll see you then!

Casey

[growls] Nerd code!

Jill

Thank you for saving my life. Sorry for not trusting you with Chuck.

Sarah

You want to pay me back? Don't hurt him again.

Jill

I won't. I wouldn't. I care about Chuck.

Sarah

Me, too. It's my job to protect him... from anything.

Chuck

I'm sorry. They're sending you back to prison.

Jill

Well, it's not your fault. At least I got to see my family one last time. I'm sorry I couldn't help you Chuck.

Chuck

It's okay. I'm sorry about your Uncle Bernie. I had no idea the Morgan was so lethal.

Jill

I'm glad you haven't lost your sense of humor. They changed me. Promise me that you won't let them change you.

Chuck

I'll do my best.

Jill

I liked wearing this. [takes off engagement ring] Even if it was just for a few hours. They were never gonna let me go even if we found your dad, were they? NSA, Fulcrum, CIA, they're all the same. They all lie. They're not gonna let you go either, Chuck. Watch your back.