Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

Chuck

I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait any longer. Okay? Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do with my future. And the truth is I don't have a clue. All I do know is that I want you to be in it.

Sarah

Please, I really have to tell you.

Chuck

No. No guns. No lies. Just us. Just like I've always wanted. I've recently come into a little bit of money. So, any place you want to go. Any place at all, as long as it's sunny with little umbrella drinks. What I'm getting at here is... Sarah Walker will you do me the honor of... taking a vacation with me?

Sarah

Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning. The details are classified. But I'm working on the new Intersect Project with Bryce.

Bryce

The cube can't fall into the wrong hands. I made a promise to Orion.

Chuck

You knew?

Bryce

That was the deal. Your dad knew I protected you at Stanford. I was the only spy he would trust.

Chuck

I can't believe you've known all this the whole time.

Bryce

He wanted to keep you out of this. But I knew you could handle the Intersect. I knew Sarah would find you. Most importantly, you deserved to know the truth about your father. He's a hero... Let's go get your sister married.

Still playing the loser cover? You're nailing it.

Chuck

It's not a cover, Devon, it's my life.

Awesome

[in disbelief] So this is really you?

Chuck

Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Bartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.

Sarah

Ever since you went to Prague I've worked with the best spies in the world and you know what?

Chuck

They're on their way here to save us?

Sarah

None of them can do what you can do. You're a spy and you can save us.

And Casey will pose as my father.

Casey

Check your math, sister. I'll play your brother.

That's a bit of a stretch, Colonel.

Chuck

Yeah, Casey. Uh, I think you have dungarees that are older than Carina.

Chuck

There's gotta be a contingency plan if enemy agents infiltrate my house. Like a button you push that calls that cavalry so they can swoop in and get everyone out. Where's the button?

Casey

Me. I'm the button.

Awesome

Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.

Chuck

Maybe you shouldn't be sneaking into my room at night.

Chuck

I had a CIA mission.

Awesome

What exactly does that mean?

Chuck

Well you know, same old same old. Bad guy throws a fancy cocktail party. Another bad guy is trying to sell him a weapon. Bust both bad guys. Diffuse a bomb. Blah blah blah.

Casey

But haven't you personally given me the order to kill that commie crackpot on three separate occasions?

And three times, you have failed to complete your orders.

Sarah

Thought you said you had a perfect record.

Chuck

Wow. This is getting entertainingly uncomfortable.

Awesome

So you come up with a plan yet?

Chuck

Oh yeah. Yeah, the plan is: Sarah and I are going to sneak out of here, and save Casey. While you stay here and save the Premiere. We just gotta take care of those two guards there.

Awesome

Those two soldiers with machine guns. You and what army?

Chuck

Uh, that would be Sarah, and her fists.

Casey

Chuck, stop freaking out.

Chuck

Oh I'm not freaking out. And I'll tell you why I'm not freaking out, because that would require me overreacting and I don't think it's technically possible to overreact to my brother-in-law being kidnapped!

Awesome

Geez, this guy's heavy.

Chuck

Well bad guys don't count carbs, buddy.

Awesome

You're incredible; is that your spy training?

Chuck

Duck Hunt, Nintendo.

Chuck

Listen, I'm an integral member of this team and my voice should be heard.

Casey

Oh, your pre-pubescent girl screams are going to be duly noted.

Morgan

Anything you want to tell me about?

Chuck

No. Anything you want to ask me about?

Morgan

No.

Chuck

Okay, good talk!

Morgan

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