Dale quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Dale

All I can say is, he'd better have a pretty darn good excuse for staying out all night!

Dale

Yep, real good... c-convinced me... oh, yeah.

Chip

We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do.

Dale

[Adjusting his pirate hat proudly] You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat.

Monty

Ooo-rah-tourah-lay! What happened to all the cats?

Hey, dude! Don't look a gift cat in the mouth. They bugged out two nights ago and ain't been back since, man.

Dale

[shows the photo of Spunky] How about this itty-bitty cat?

Hey, cool your jets! You don't want to put a lamp on things by bringing back a cat. It's time to be a party animal!

Chip

Now let's beat it...

Dale

...while the beating's good!

Gadget

No!

What?

Gadget

We're not leaving until all these cats are free! We are the Rescue Rangers, after all. And who know what that terrible man has in store for them?

I got it! I got it! [They crash into each other]

Chip

Did you get it?

Dale

No, did you? [Remote falls right on top of them]

I don't see why I have to wear a bow. [Gadget unties the bow] Do you think she'll remember me?

[opens the door and sees her beloved pet right on the doorstep] Spunky!

Meow! [jumps in the girl's hands]

Oh, you're home! You're home! Mamma! Daddy! Spunky's back! [closes the door]

Dale

Awwww...

Chip

Another case closed with a happy ending.

Gadget

And Monterey has learned that even cats have their place, haven't you, Monty?

Monty

Too right I have. A cat's place is as far from me as possible.

Dale

Hey, you fathead! I'm watching that!

Chip

Not anymore. Did you eat Monterey Jack's walnuts?

Dale

Uh... [shakes his head] Uh-uh.

Chip

Well, then who did?

Dale

It was space aliens. Big, ugly martians.

Monty

My cookies are fantastic, but I don't think they are intergalactic.

Dale

[after meeting an alien] Wow! Just like in the movies! Are you going to take over our planet? Are ya? Huh? Are ya? Are ya? Are ya?

[disguised as a dragon] Gee, no! I just wanna stay here and have fun.

Dale

Hey, maybe you could be a rescue ranger.

What's a rescue ranger?

Dale

Why, that's me.

Neato! [transforms into Dale]

Dale

[laughs] Golly, you look just like me!

Dtz, quit fooling around and report to the control room.

Destination, please.

Dale

Hey, neat! Control room, I guess. [enters the teleporter]

Thank you.

Finally.

Dale

Uh... take me to your leader, space men!

[rolls his eyes] Really?

Better can the hockey Earth-humor, Dtz. Brac is in one of his moods.

I just want to get home to Fleeblebrox. Dtz, transform out of this ridiculous shape and let's get going!

Dale

[dazed] Uh, beam me up, Scotty. [passes out]

He is still in that alien form? This is very strange.

Even for Dtz. We have to bring him back to his Fleeblebroxian self.

Perhaps we could cook something up.

Of course! Say, Dtz. Feel like having a snack?

Here you go, Dtz.

The best snack in the universe.

[opening the lid] Erkburgles!

Dale

Blech! Are you guys crazy or something? Don't you have any hot dogs?

[gasp]

It's terrible! He's becoming an... an Earthling!

We must rush him back to Fleeblebrox for treatment.

Yes, we must! [Dale pokes at one of the green aliens and freaks out]

I'm sorry it has to come to this Dtz, [taking a freeze gun out of his chef hat] but we have to freeze you before you get worse.

[disguised as Dale, spotting Dale coming home] ALIENS!

AAAH!

We're being attacked by aliens that can take our shapes!

Monty

Yeah, that sounds like the old Dale to me.

Gadget

Calm down, Dale. It's only a movie.

Dale

[Running in] ALIENS!

AAAH!

Dale

Hey, what'd you do that for!?

Chip

You are too wrapped up in that show!

Dale

What do you mean? Flash is the greatest hero that ever was.

Chip

He's just an actor.

Dale

He is not! Look at all the things he can do!

Chip

It's all fake, Dale! They do it in a TV studio!

Dale

[gasps; angry] How dare you say that! Flash is not a fake!

Chip

Yes, he is!

Dale

Is not!

Chip

Is too!

Dale

Is not!

Chip

Is too!

Dale

Is not!

Gadget

[enters] Well, I can tell you're both busy, I'll come back later. [she leaves]

Their heroic landing of the damaged Spaceplane may seem a small step for a man but...

Dale

...a giant leap for a chipmunk!

Dale

What would birds want to do with the Ranger Plane?

Monty

They're worshipping it like some sort of god.

Gadget

Golly! I built it to last but I didn't think it would be immortal.