Other Rescue Rangers quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

[disguised as Dale, spotting Dale coming home] ALIENS!

AAAH!

We're being attacked by aliens that can take our shapes!

Monty

Yeah, that sounds like the old Dale to me.

Gadget

Calm down, Dale. It's only a movie.

Dale

[Running in] ALIENS!

AAAH!

Well, Davey, here's your train back, safe and sound.

Gosh, sir, where'd you find it?

[chuckles] You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Dale

Maybe we oughta tell him. What do you say, gang? Huh?

[snoring]

Before the next sun rises Chip will follow a bear with two tails who will dance with a tiger.

Chip

I'll what with who?

He will fall from a circle of light and only a flying horse can save him. Finally, you will walk under an elephant, and the trunk will fall, and... and...

And? And?

[draws the finger around her neck and sputters] Then all is darkness.

Monty

No, Cassie! Not me little pally Chip!

Chip

[sarcastically] Ooh, this is serious. I'd better get more elephant repellent. Oh, come on, guys! You don't believe in this stuff, do you?! Thanks for the show, Cassie. I think I'm ready for Jerk n' Whirl now. [he, Dale and Gadget leave]

Monty

Please, Cassie, say ain't so!

By dawn your friend will be... [sputters]. I am very sorry, but that's the way the crystal ball bounces.