My Phone-a-matic Modemizer worked like a charm. All I have to do is dial my escape. Now I can reach out and rob someone anytime I want!
“A Fly In The Ointment” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Dale (5), Professor Nimnul (4), Monty (3), Gadget (3), Chip (1)
[Accidentally sitting on Zipper] What's up, Monterey?
You, in a second.
TTeacher
Now then, Franz, I've read your short story; frankly, I find it bizarre. Do you expect the reader to believe that one night, a fellow went to bed, and the next morning, he woke up as an insect? I mean, really. Have you been reading too much Spider-Man? Do you know anyone who looks like a daddy longlegs? It's unbelievable. It's... [sees Zipper in Nimnul's body] It's brilliant! A+!
Why would a fly stay out all night?
You suppose there was another garbage strike?
[Zipper returns.]
All I can say is, he'd better have a pretty darn good excuse for staying out all night!
[He goes outside... and staggers back in a second later, looking shaken.]
Yep, real good... c-convinced me... oh, yeah.
[Seeing Nimnul in Zipper's body] It looks like a fly but it sounds like a snake.
MMan
Waiter! Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?
[In Zipper's body] The 100-meter breast stroke! What does it look like, idiot?!
WWaiter
I assure you, Monsieur, this has never happened before.
[Chip vaults over the soup bowl, scooping Nimnul out of the man's spoon.]
WWaiter
And neither has that!
I have to admit you're awfully clever for vermin.
Thanks... I think.
[After the Phone-a-matic Modemizer jumbles them up]
We've just turned into the Rescue Mutants!
[In Chip's body] Look at me! I'm nothing but fur and bones.
[In Monty's body] Why do I have this sudden urge for cheese cake?
[In Dale's body] It's kinda breezy in here, isn't it? [Makes a skirt out of a toothpaste cap]
[With Gadget's body] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! I always wanted to get close to Gadget. But not this close!
Keep the hands off the body!
Sorry.
DDoctor
Either you're part fly, or a frustrated art critic.
DDoctor
Which do you find more attractive: this woo-woo girl, or this wasp?
[Zipper indicates that he likes the wasp better]
DDoctor
I kind of like the wasp myself. But who said a doctor can't be sick?
[while Nimnul is examining the Modemizer]
Do you think the problem could be a bad connector?
Will you please back off?! Remember: I'm the genius, you're the mouse!
[He returns to searching.]
Hey! I think I've discovered our problem: a burnt connector in the bio-mechanical regurgitator. [chuckles]
[dryly sarcastic] Oh, imagine that.
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