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Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · Season 1, Episode 6

“Kiwi's Big Adventure” quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

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“Kiwi's Big Adventure” · Season 1, Episode 6

In this episode: Gadget (7), Monty (5), Dale (5), Chip (5), Pepto Gizmo (3)

What would birds want to do with the Ranger Plane?

They're worshipping it like some sort of god.

Golly! I built it to last but I didn't think it would be immortal.

KKiwis

Roodle-roodle-roodle-wah! Roodle-roodle-roodle-wah!

[Trying to fit in with his disguise] Noodle, noodle, apple strudel!

[Trying to "wake" the Ranger Plane using magic]

Bingly wingly pingly pie!

Take the kiwis to the sky!

[Nothing happens] Of course! This is an Equatorial flying god. Different spell entirely.

Figgly giggly gaggly gow!

Take the kiwis to the clouds!

KCKiwi Chief

We're all waiting, Pepto.

Yes, yes, of course. [Laughs] Right. [Runs up and flaps one of the wings desperately] FLY!

[The Rescue Rangers reveal themselves to Kiwis]

Uh... roodle-roodle?

Oh, my goodness! Demons! Evil spirits!

What's this bird squawking about?

[After the crash landing]

Aces flying, Gadget. That's some booster rocket we've got there.

Correction - we had there. I just hope I can fix it.

Oh, Dale, your toe! You really hurt yourself, didn't you? All for us too.

Aw, shucks, it's nothing. I just-

Nonsense! You need to lie down.

But, Gadget, it's just his toe!

Well, his toe needs to lie down so the rest of him will just have to go along with it. Really, Chip. His toe could be broken.

Oh, I don't think it's bro-- Uh, yeah, really, Chip. My toe could be broken. [blows a raspberry at Chip, making him angry]

Let's slow down a little bit. Dale's having trouble keeping up.

If we go any slower, we'll be going backwards!

Hey! Those bumps aren't good for my toe!

You think it's so easy? Get down here and help push!

Any old dummy can do this. [pushes the Ranger Plane, then stops and grabs his other foot in pain] YEOWCH!

What happened, Dale?

I was just trying to help... and I hurt my other foot...

Chip, how could you let him? Get back up there, now!

Whatever you say, Gadget. [gets back up on the Ranger Plane while moaning]

And please, everybody, watch those bumps.

I'd say those ranger demons have been here all night. They are dragging the flying god to the river. Goodness! Can a flying god swim?

KCKiwi Chief

More important, can a really great flying god survive a really big river demon?

KKiwis

[gasp] Not the river demon!

[Trying to stop a crocodile] Settle for next time, you overgrown suitcase!

I'll have this plane ship-shape in no time. Well, actually it should be plane shaped, shouldn't it?

[When Gadget finds out Dale is faking]

Why that little...! He couldn't...! How did...! OOOOH!

I know just what you mean.

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