[First lines]
[disguised as a rattlesnake] Egad, Dtz! Erkburgles again? That junk food is going to stunt your growth.
[disguised as a gopher] This planet is a great place for a vacation, but I'll be glad to get back to Fleeblebrox.
[Bric transforms into his normal self]
[to Brac] Come on, transform. We don't have all day.
[Brac transforms into his normal self]
[disguised as a rabbit] I don't want to go back! I like it here! I'm staying.
[Chip turns off the TV while Dale was watching a movie]
Hey, you fathead! I'm watching that!
Not anymore. Did you eat Monterey Jack's walnuts?
Uh... [shakes his head] Uh-uh.
It was space aliens. Big, ugly martians.
My cookies are fantastic, but I don't think they are intergalactic.
The Great Eskimo Chief Mighty Lug Nut taught me this recipe whilst I was hitch-hiking through the Southern Arctic in the middle of a snowstorm.
Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?
Oh, of course not, Gadget luv. They used walrus nail clippings instead.
[after meeting an alien] Wow! Just like in the movies! Are you going to take over our planet? Are ya? Huh? Are ya? Are ya? Are ya?
[disguised as a dragon] Gee, no! I just wanna stay here and have fun.
Hey, maybe you could be a rescue ranger.
Neato! [transforms into Dale]
[laughs] Golly, you look just like me!
Two Dales have got to be better than one.
It's a shame we couldn't finish making your famous walnut walleroos, Monty.
Too right! But a walnut walleroo without its walnuts is like a mouse without his cheese.
[after the real Dale zoomed away on his spaceship] Out with the old Dale and in with the new. [realizes something] Rats! He's got my erkburgles!
[Dale arrives on the mothership. Brac appears on the screen]
Dtz, quit fooling around and report to the control room.
FVFemale voice
Destination, please.
Hey, neat! Control room, I guess. [enters the teleporter]
FVFemale voice
Thank you.
[Dale screams as he is teleported to the control room where Bric and Brac are]
Uh... take me to your leader, space men!
Better can the hockey Earth-humor, Dtz. Brac is in one of his moods.
I just want to get home to Fleeblebrox. Dtz, transform out of this ridiculous shape and let's get going!
My proto-units said there'd be days like this.
[After Dtz, disguised as Dale, modifies the Ranger Plane]
Well, that oughta do it. Just flip that switch.
Golly, this is exciting! [Launches the Ranger Plane on a rocket-speed trip around the world. After landing]
Let me know if you need anymore help.
Golly, what good are buttons in a spaceship if you can't even push them?
[Dale falls to the ground after Brac has turned off the zero-gravity]
[dazed] Uh, beam me up, Scotty. [passes out]
He is still in that alien form? This is very strange.
Even for Dtz. We have to bring him back to his Fleeblebroxian self.
Perhaps we could cook something up.
Of course! Say, Dtz. Feel like having a snack?
[Dale hears about a snack and wakes up]
[Dale is about to have a snack, but he doesn't know what to do with these weird kitchen utensils. Bric and Brac arrive with a dish]
The best snack in the universe.
BBBric and Brac
[opening the lid] Erkburgles!
Blech! Are you guys crazy or something? Don't you have any hot dogs?
It's terrible! He's becoming an... an Earthling!
We must rush him back to Fleeblebrox for treatment.
Yes, we must! [Dale pokes at one of the green aliens and freaks out]
I'm sorry it has to come to this Dtz, [taking a freeze gun out of his chef hat] but we have to freeze you before you get worse.
[Watching the movie Alien] I love comedies! [laughing rauciously] I'll go make some popcorn.
[disguised as Dale, spotting Dale coming home] ALIENS!
We're being attacked by aliens that can take our shapes!
Yeah, that sounds like the old Dale to me.
Calm down, Dale. It's only a movie.
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