Brac quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

My proto-units said there'd be days like this.

[disguised as a rattlesnake] Egad, Dtz! Erkburgles again? That junk food is going to stunt your growth.

[munches in confusion]

[disguised as a gopher] This planet is a great place for a vacation, but I'll be glad to get back to Fleeblebrox.

[to Brac] Come on, transform. We don't have all day.

[disguised as a rabbit] I don't want to go back! I like it here! I'm staying.

Dtz, quit fooling around and report to the control room.

Destination, please.

Dale

Hey, neat! Control room, I guess. [enters the teleporter]

Thank you.

Finally.

Dale

Uh... take me to your leader, space men!

[rolls his eyes] Really?

Better can the hockey Earth-humor, Dtz. Brac is in one of his moods.

I just want to get home to Fleeblebrox. Dtz, transform out of this ridiculous shape and let's get going!

Dale

[dazed] Uh, beam me up, Scotty. [passes out]

He is still in that alien form? This is very strange.

Even for Dtz. We have to bring him back to his Fleeblebroxian self.

Perhaps we could cook something up.

Of course! Say, Dtz. Feel like having a snack?

Here you go, Dtz.

The best snack in the universe.

[opening the lid] Erkburgles!

Dale

Blech! Are you guys crazy or something? Don't you have any hot dogs?

[gasp]

It's terrible! He's becoming an... an Earthling!

We must rush him back to Fleeblebrox for treatment.

Yes, we must! [Dale pokes at one of the green aliens and freaks out]

I'm sorry it has to come to this Dtz, [taking a freeze gun out of his chef hat] but we have to freeze you before you get worse.