MJMonterey Jack
[Seeing the HQ in a mess] Okay, who's the bloke who had the party and didn't invite me?
“Piratsy Under the Seas” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Jolly Roger (3), Monty (2), Chip (2), Dale (1)
[About sea voyages] This reminds me of the time I got shanghaied in Shanghai on a junk full of junk.
Welcome, buckos! This here be a pirate ship and we be Pi-Rats!
We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do.
[Adjusting his pirate hat proudly] You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat.
That was a right bonzer move, Gadget luv!
When this here ship sank, the Captain of the ship's rats, Long Lost Lafitte, told him to guard the treasure 'til he returned. We can't be going back on the captain's orders.
That was over 200 years ago.
Well, he never said it'd be easy.
[Monty tries to pull off being Captain Lafitte when inspected by Young Ned]
NNed
There be three ways he always knew the captain. When he looked at ya, he always had a funny squint in his eye.
His eye?
NNed
Aye!
PRPi-Rates
Aye!
[Monty squints his good eye]
NNed
And he was a short man.
[Monty squats]
NNed
And he only had one leg.
[Monty lifts up his right leg]
NNed
Left one.
[Monty shifts his weight over]
NNed
Captain Lafitte! You've come back! [Embraces him while Pi-Rats cheer]
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