Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · Season 1, Episode 2
“Catteries Not Included” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Monty (9), Dale (4), Gadget (4), Chip (3), Professor Nimnul (3), Sergeant Spinelli (1)
See? This is what Spunky looks like.
[takes the photo] I'm sorry, but kitten runaways aren't in our jurisdiction.
But Spunky would never run away. Someone must have taken him. [cries]
Aww, now don't cry. I'll tell you what, I'll tell the men to keep an eye out, okay?
Thank you, sir. [leaves while crying]
[After fixing the Ranger Plane, before takeoff]
No offense, Gadget luv, but you're sure you're finished?
Sure I'm sure.
Not like the last time?
Oh, Monty! How many times do you think the wings can fall off a plane?
I don't know. You tell me.
Better lay off the nuts there. You are what you eat, you know.
[Monty and Dale stumble upon a mouse party]
Ooo-rah-tourah-lay! What happened to all the cats?
Hey, dude! Don't look a gift cat in the mouth. They bugged out two nights ago and ain't been back since, man.
[shows the photo of Spunky] How about this itty-bitty cat?
Hey, cool your jets! You don't want to put a lamp on things by bringing back a cat. It's time to be a party animal!
[operating a gadget cat] I had nightmares about being inside cats but they were nothing like this.
[The team infiltrates a lab full of cats]
What is this place?
A nightmare!
[The team hides in one of the cages and sees someone coming. It's revealed to be a mad scientist named Norton Nimnul]
Alright, boys. Line up! [the robo-bulldogs line up] I'm ready, puppies. Give!
[All robo-bulldogs open their mouths. Nimnul takes out a remote and presses a button that makes giant mechanical arms move. The arms pull all the cats out of robo-bulldogs and put them in cages]
Good doggies! Nice puppies! [sees a badly damaged robot] Ohh! My poor puppy. Did ums get an owie? Professor Nimnul will make it all better. [looks inside the robot] But first give dadums nasty kittens. [notices there are no cats] Seems a bit too roomy in here. [yells] WHERE ARE MY CATS, YOU NINCOM-- [kicks the robot with his foot, but stubs his toe and jumps in pain. The other robots laugh, but stop after a while] I don't like being laughed at. I offered those fools at the power company a revolutionary source of cheap power and they laughed! [smacks the two robots with a wrench, making them fall unconscious] But they will be sorry. The police have my demands, this time I will do the laughing! [laughs evilly]
Now let's beat it...
...while the beating's good!
No!
What?
We're not leaving until all these cats are free! We are the Rescue Rangers, after all. And who know what that terrible man has in store for them?
Why do I fell like a shrimp on the barbie!
[Chip and Dale try to catch a remote control]
I got it! I got it! [They crash into each other]
Did you get it?
No, did you? [Remote falls right on top of them]
Once the kitties charge my generator, I'll throw a lightning bolt that'll make the city sizzle like bacon!
[Riding a fleeing cat] Whoa! WHOA! PLEASE WHOA!
Well, they're all out, and if I never see another cat again, it'll be too soon. [jumps when he sees Spunky behind him] I, uh... no offense, kid.
'Course not, Mr. Monterey.
I wonder where my can-opener is.
[The Rescue Rangers along with Spunky return to his owner's house. Zipper rings the doorbell]
I don't see why I have to wear a bow. [Gadget unties the bow] Do you think she'll remember me?
[opens the door and sees her beloved pet right on the doorstep] Spunky!
Meow! [jumps in the girl's hands]
Oh, you're home! You're home! Mamma! Daddy! Spunky's back! [closes the door]
Awwww...
Another case closed with a happy ending.
And Monterey has learned that even cats have their place, haven't you, Monty?
Too right I have. A cat's place is as far from me as possible.
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