Fat Cat quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Fat Cat

[thinking about another way to frame Flash] Hmmm. I believe I... I mean, Flash the Wonder Dog, will viciously attack his former co-star on nation wide TV! [laughs evilly]

Fat Cat

Your piano seems just the teensiest bit out of tune. Right about... here! [Slams the piano keys, ejecting the squirrel kids, Gadget and Zipper who were smuggled inside] There's the problem. You had squirrel minors in your C Major.

Fat Cat

You know, I could corrupt these children. Over the years, I could guide their innocent minds towards a life of wrongdoing. YES! I could mold them in my image, hone them into criminal GENIUSES, the ONLY ONES capable of carrying on my CRIMINAL EMPIRE! Ah, but who's got the time? [to his henchmen] Toss them in!

Fat Cat

[Sung] You can't expect a true gourmet

Fat Cat

My ruby! What have you done with it, you diminutive nut-muncher?!

Fat Cat

I don't know who you are, and I don't care. But when you cross Fat Cat, you go... SPLAT!

Fat Cat

Oh, good. I was afraid you left. I just wanted to say it's been nice snowing you!

Fat Cat

Come to me, genie. We have history to make!

Fat Cat

That's the problem with foreign imports. It's a pain getting decent service.

Fat Cat

Isn't commerce wonderful? Imagine! Trading nectarines for necklaces, bananas for brooches and tangelos for tiaras.

Fat Cat

Out with the bad bricks and in with the good bricks. I mean, gold bricks.

Fat Cat

[to a snake in the tank] Goodness, you're so terribly scrawny. A nice little ranger snack is what you need.

Fat Cat

At last, Luna, the world's rarest tropical fish. Such beauty, such delicacy, such priceless rarity. Truly, this unique pinnacle of Mother Nature's handiwork will make a superb addition to my renowned collection of fine... dinners.

Fat Cat

Outwitted me, eh? Then tell me, Refuse Rangers, who's got the last laugh now?

Fat Cat

I have style, I have class, I have breeding... I have a temper!