KKiwis
Roodle-roodle-roodle-wah! Roodle-roodle-roodle-wah!
Dale[Trying to fit in with his disguise] Noodle, noodle, apple strudel!
Voiced by Corey Burton
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · 522 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 143 of its 522 quotes
Most scenes with: Chip (74), Monty (57), Gadget (50)
Scenes with Dale 127
Dale[The Rescue Rangers reveal themselves to Kiwis]
DaleUh... roodle-roodle?
Oh, my goodness! Demons! Evil spirits!
What's this bird squawking about?
Oh, Dale, your toe! You really hurt yourself, didn't you? All for us too.
DaleAw, shucks, it's nothing. I just-
Nonsense! You need to lie down.
But, Gadget, it's just his toe!
Well, his toe needs to lie down so the rest of him will just have to go along with it. Really, Chip. His toe could be broken.
DaleOh, I don't think it's bro-- Uh, yeah, really, Chip. My toe could be broken. [blows a raspberry at Chip, making him angry]
DaleHey! Those bumps aren't good for my toe!
You think it's so easy? Get down here and help push!
DaleAny old dummy can do this. [pushes the Ranger Plane, then stops and grabs his other foot in pain] YEOWCH!
What happened, Dale?
DaleI was just trying to help... and I hurt my other foot...
Chip, how could you let him? Get back up there, now!
DaleWhatever you say, Gadget. [gets back up on the Ranger Plane while moaning]
And please, everybody, watch those bumps.
Those kids are a pain. I'll sure be glad when they're gone.
I'm surprised at you, Chip. You hurt Tammy's feelings. How could be so hard on her?
DaleShe likes you, ya big dummy!
No! I was just- I mean, I-
[Sung]
DaleHey, all you cats, don't sit and stare
Swing your tails! Get out of those chairs!
Put down your milk! Turn up the juice!
CNChip N' Dale
The fur's gonna fly when we all cut loose!
So better stop chompin’
Let’s start stompin’
With Big Fat Daddy ‘C’
That’s me!
CNChip N' Dale
It’s as hot as jalapeno
At Fat Cat’s casino
That’s the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy ‘C’!
DaleHere’s one cat I’d like to see
Cheek to cheek, dancin’ with me
C’mon, Fat Cat! It’s your turn!
The dance floor’s hot and I’ve got 9 lives to burn!
FCFat Cat and his gang
So better stop chompin’
Let’s start stompin’
With Big Fat Daddy ‘C’
It’s as hot as jalapeno
At Fat Cat’s casino
That’s the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy ‘C’!
Living over a cat food factory has its advantages but sometimes I tire of their ingredients. That's why I'm going to let this machine put you lovely Rescue Rangers into an itty-bitty can just like this.
Well, at least we'll be together.
DaleYeah, [gulps] real together.
Now, every time Sureluck Jones wanted to find something, the first thing he did was find some clues. Follow me! The game is afoot!
DaleHow are we going to find the will if all you want to do is play foot games?
[Reading from the novel] "Sureluck slowly pulled the candle holder..."
Got it! [Pulls as instructed]
"...to open the secret door..."
DaleIt worked!
"...being very careful to stand to one side to avoid the trapdoor." [Rescue Rangers narrowly escape the trapdoor] Hey, guys! Are you okay?
We're fine, Chipper, but you could use a course in speed-reading.
Now what, Sureluck? Any clues?
DaleYeah! Yeah! What would Sureluck do in a case like this?
What do you think? Hide!
[Chip turns off the TV while Dale was listening to the heavy metal music]
DaleHey! What did ya do that for? That's my favorite band!
It was too loud to think!
DaleIt's heavy metal music! You're not supposed to think!
I don't care if it's heavy on the anchovies. It's stupid!
DaleIt's not!
It's too!
[To Gadget] Looks like the boys are having one of their little "discussions"!
S1 E9 Risky Beesness
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[sees Chip and Dale] Furry creatures. How nice.
DaleWe're the Rescue Rangers.
Can we help you?
Well, it's about time someone noticed. I know they would never leave me on their own, because they idolize me so. Anyway, I think someone beenapped my swarm. Just the thought of it makes me feel faint! Ohhh... [faints]
Beenappers? How'd do a thing like that?
I don't know. Do I look like person with enemies? Of course, when you're as beautiful as I am, jealousy is always a factor. [to Zipper] I'm so parched. Could you get me something to drink? [Zipper quickly brings her a glass of water; Queenie takes a sip and spits it out] Ooh, yuk! What's this?!
DaleWater.
Water? [glares at Zipper] How common...
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[Back at the Rescue Rangers' HQ, Monty and Dale are shown playing checkers while Zipper is sitting sadly on a couch due to Queenie's leave]
DaleCheer up, Zipper.
[sighs]
She was from a different world, Zipper. Some things just weren't meant to be.
Besides, royalty doesn't know anything about real men.
[A knock on a door is heard. Chip opens it and sees something]
I think it's a message for you, Zipper.
[All Rescue Rangers run outside and see a swarm of bees forming a heart. Zipper looks at it with a smile on his face]
Guess I was wrong about Queenie. She does know something for a real men after all. [laughs]
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So what's the problem?
Who's gonna look after the egg?
CDChip, Dale and Monty
No problem. [Points to others] They will!
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