Mepps quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

You called for us, Fat Cat?

Fat Cat

No, I was testing my moron magnet. Of course I called for you!

Boss, I got bad news!

Fat Cat

Don't tell me you let that flea-bitten dog escape!

Okay! Okay! I won't tell you!

Fat Cat

Let me guess... Does this have something to do with [becomes angry] the Rescue Rangers!?

Yeah, good guess, boss! How did you know?

Fat Cat

Because those rodents are ALWAYS ruining my bad intentions! [calms down] Nevertheless, I shan't let this news darken my day. [presses a button on his desk, opening a trap door underneath Mepps, in which the latter falls through]

Fat Cat

What are you dunderheads doing down there?!

I don't know, boss. How many guesses do we have?

Just think. A magic lamp could give you gold, silver...

...diamonds, rubies! The possibilities are endless! What would you wish for, Mole, if you could have anything in the whole world?

A candy bar?

Fat Cat

Thank goodness I'm here to rescue it from you pea-brained small-timed thinkers and your puny little wishes.

But it was going to be an extra-large candy bar.

Fat Cat

[Sigh] I bet mind readers only charge you half-price.

Fat Cat

Now, which way to the Crown Jewels?

But, boss, why don't we just go to the museum like everyone else?

Yeah! Why do we need a secret map to find the Crown Jewels?

Fat Cat

We're using a secret map because I know a little secret about the jewels.

A secret? Oh, goody! What is it?

Fat Cat

If I told you, it WOULDN'T BE A SECRET, NOW WOULD IT?!

This is the last load. Let's hurry.

What's the rush? You think these bricks are going to get up and walk away?

Nah, Wart. I don't think they got any feet.

[falls off the train onto a sack] Ooh! Who left this here?

Chip

The Rescue Rangers, that's who.

It's those little guys again!

Monty

We may be little but we pack a big punch!

Nobody here but us animals.

Fat Cat

Silence, you cowering canines! I've endured your constant yapping while we laid the tracks and excavated the walls, and now I WANT SOME QUIET!

It's just like watching TV!

Aw, gee, it's another one of those nature shows.

Fat Cat

Will you hurry up!

But I suffer from a fear of heights and bites.

But boss you said only idiots can do that stuff.

Fat Cat

Shut up!

[Raised voice] Boss! Hey, Boss! Looks like we got all the fish!

Fat Cat

[Annoyed] Didn't anyone tell you it was rude to shout?! [Calms down] Now...Tell me, is the net in place? I don't want any of my fish escaping. Well?! WELL, ANSWER ME?!

Y-y-yes, boss.

Fat Cat

Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's rude to MUMBLE?!

Fat Cat

What more can go wrong?

Hurricanes, pirates, blizzards, wild gila monsters...

Hey, boss. What's that?

Fat Cat

I don't want to hear it!

There, in the water?

Fat Cat

Keep paddling! I don't want to hear it! [Something crashes into their boat, which starts to sink] W-w-what happened?

You don't wanna hear it.

Fat Cat

Quickly! Evacuation Procedure M.F.!

What does "M.F". mean?

Fat Cat

Me first!