Mole quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Fat Cat

Do you see him? Do you see him?

[Keeping watch in the wrong direction] Nuh-uh! This fog is as thick as a drink.

Fat Cat

Unfortunately, Mole, so are you. This way, you feeble-sighted dolt!

Just think. A magic lamp could give you gold, silver...

...diamonds, rubies! The possibilities are endless! What would you wish for, Mole, if you could have anything in the whole world?

A candy bar?

Fat Cat

Thank goodness I'm here to rescue it from you pea-brained small-timed thinkers and your puny little wishes.

But it was going to be an extra-large candy bar.

Fat Cat

[Sigh] I bet mind readers only charge you half-price.

Fat Cat

Now, which way to the Crown Jewels?

But, boss, why don't we just go to the museum like everyone else?

Yeah! Why do we need a secret map to find the Crown Jewels?

Fat Cat

We're using a secret map because I know a little secret about the jewels.

A secret? Oh, goody! What is it?

Fat Cat

If I told you, it WOULDN'T BE A SECRET, NOW WOULD IT?!

This is the last load. Let's hurry.

What's the rush? You think these bricks are going to get up and walk away?

Nah, Wart. I don't think they got any feet.

[falls off the train onto a sack] Ooh! Who left this here?

Chip

The Rescue Rangers, that's who.

It's those little guys again!

Monty

We may be little but we pack a big punch!

Load up the bricks, unload the bricks... I'm getting tired.

Shut up, Mole! If we didn't have this train, we'd have to carry out all this gold by hand!

Gold? What gold?..

It's just like watching TV!

Aw, gee, it's another one of those nature shows.

Fat Cat

In order to give you your very own coat of fur, I'm going to have to shut you down for a moment. You don't mind, do you? [flips the switch]

Ehh? [shuts down]

Fat Cat

Now to find out what makes this clockwork cat tick! [pushes the cartridge out] A video game cartridge! Of course! With a different cartridge he could be very useful to me. [to his henchmen] Mepps! Wart! All of you! Go to the nearest toy store and get me another cartridge! A really violent one!

Oh, goodie! I like video games.

Fat Cat

And no playing in the store!

[Reading a cookbook] I don't get it. It says: "Separate two eggs" but it doesn't say how far apart to separate them.

Fat Cat

Let me see that, you pinheads! "Take one cup flour, two cups milk, one pinch salt-" Don't tell me you pinched the salt!

Of course not! Mepps pinched it.

Fat Cat

My million-dollar dinner gone down the drain!

Are you gonna eat that cherry?

Dale

Hey, put me down! Don't make me use my mental powers against you!

Ah, boss, be careful. He does have weird powers.

Yeah, he even read my mind!

Fat Cat

That proves he's a fake! You don't have a mind.

Fat Cat

Will you hurry up!

But I suffer from a fear of heights and bites.

But boss you said only idiots can do that stuff.

Fat Cat

Shut up!

Wow, boss! Did you know that if you put your ear to a seashell, you can hear the ocean inside?

Fat Cat

Of course I knew, you idiot! That's the whole point to my brilliant criminal master plan.

Wow! Where did they put the batteries?

Fat Cat

Shells don't use batteries. The ocean's sound they make is a mystery of nature like how you manage to operate without any brains.

Firefly, firefly bright. First firefly I see tonight. I wish for a basketball.

Fat Cat

If you're going to make a wish, Mole, wish for some brains.

Hey, boss. What's that?

Fat Cat

I don't want to hear it!

There, in the water?

Fat Cat

Keep paddling! I don't want to hear it! [Something crashes into their boat, which starts to sink] W-w-what happened?

You don't wanna hear it.