You called for us, Fat Cat?
No, I was testing my moron magnet. Of course I called for you!
[thinking about another way to frame Flash] Hmmm. I believe I... I mean, Flash the Wonder Dog, will viciously attack his former co-star on nation wide TV! [laughs evilly]
[Chip turns off the TV, where Dale was watching an episode of Flash the Wonder Dog]
Hey, what'd you do that for!?
You are too wrapped up in that show!
What do you mean? Flash is the greatest hero that ever was.
He's just an actor.
He is not! Look at all the things he can do!
It's all fake, Dale! They do it in a TV studio!
[gasps; angry] How dare you say that! Flash is not a fake!
Yes, he is!
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
[enters] Well, I can tell you're both busy, I'll come back later. [she leaves]
Just a few more stitches and this wing will be good as new. Well, as good as it was before.
FFlash
[seeing an angry mob coming towards him] Something tells me it's not my autograph they're after.
Boss, I got bad news!
Don't tell me you let that flea-bitten dog escape!
Okay! Okay! I won't tell you!
Let me guess... Does this have something to do with [becomes angry] the Rescue Rangers!?
Yeah, good guess, boss! How did you know?
Because those rodents are ALWAYS ruining my bad intentions! [calms down] Nevertheless, I shan't let this news darken my day. [presses a button on his desk, opening a trap door underneath Mepps, in which the latter falls through]
[Shifting a camera's angle] These things are harder to move than a sleeping rhino.
FFlash
Hey, guys! Wait up! I wanted to say thanks. Thanks for helping me look like a hero.
It was you that did that, Flash.
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