Dale quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Dale

Two Dales have got to be better than one.

Dale

Golly, what good are buttons in a spaceship if you can't even push them?

Dale

[talking in sleep] Gotta catch... a train.

Dale

Don't want to miss the cartoon! Hope it's the one about the big dumb duck.

Dale

Read my lips! Go home!

Dale

[Akin to Monty's cheese attack] CHO-O-O-O-O-OCOLATE!

Dale

[To Chip, at the end of the episode] Got you last!

Dale

I don't understand why all the missing shells aren't here. This is a Shell Station.

Dale

You never know when opportunity will knock. [Hears a knock] See?

Dale

There! 137 comic books. Now I know everything about being a superhero. Look out, world! Here comes, er, Supermunk... Expando-Dale...The Amazing Bonzerine! Aw... I need a name that will strike fear into the hearts of criminals... Rubber-Band-o!

Dale

It's Gadget's turn to cook and everything tastes like machine oil.

Dale

Oh no! We didn't make it! We're ghosts! This is terrible! AWFUL!

Dale

Abandon bleach bottle! I mean... abandon ship!

Dale

[Reading a comic book] "Ha, ha, Kablammo Man, I have turned your faithful Muffin Men into cosmic croutons with my microwave ray!" [Wails] Not cosmic croutons!

Dale

This is the ooonly way to travel.