Zipper quotes from Chip &#039;n Dale Rescue Rangers

Stung by the love bug, eh, Zipper?

Zipper

[nods yes]

Well, ol' Monterey Jack's had his share of romantic entanglements. Maybe I could help you out. [Zipper hears this and stands up happily] Hmm... How about giving her a little present? [Zipper looks in his pockets and shows he has no money] Ya don't need money, mate. All women love flowers. And flowers are free.

S1 E9 Risky Beesness

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[Back at the Rescue Rangers' HQ, Monty and Dale are shown playing checkers while Zipper is sitting sadly on a couch due to Queenie's leave]

Cheer up, Zipper.

Zipper

[sighs]

She was from a different world, Zipper. Some things just weren't meant to be.

Besides, royalty doesn't know anything about real men.

[A knock on a door is heard. Chip opens it and sees something]

Chip

I think it's a message for you, Zipper.

[All Rescue Rangers run outside and see a swarm of bees forming a heart. Zipper looks at it with a smile on his face]

Guess I was wrong about Queenie. She does know something for a real men after all. [laughs]

S1 E9 Risky Beesness

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We just weren't a team without you, Zipper.

We could use somebody just your size.

Zipper

Aw...

Course, if you was just a wee bit bigger... you could fly us off of here! [laughs]

S2 E11 Fake Me To Your Leader

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Golly, where's Rubber Bando?

Chip

He was here just a second ago.

Zipper

(points to a payphone; squeaks) He's over here!

(knocks on the phone) Hello? Are you in there, Mr. Superhero?

(from inside) Nope, nobody here. (stretches out his arm with a finger pointing) Try the gumball machine down the block.

Hmm. He looks kind of shy. (to Dale) Hi, we were wondering if you would like to join us. We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?

(stretches his head out) Go away!