Jolly Roger quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers ... TV Quotes Database

JRJolly Roger

Welcome, buckos! This here be a pirate ship and we be Pi-Rats!

JRJolly Roger

When this here ship sank, the Captain of the ship's rats, Long Lost Lafitte, told him to guard the treasure 'til he returned. We can't be going back on the captain's orders.

Chip

That was over 200 years ago.

JRJolly Roger

Well, he never said it'd be easy.

S1 E1 Piratsy Under the Seas

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[Monty tries to pull off being Captain Lafitte when inspected by Young Ned]

NNed

There be three ways he always knew the captain. When he looked at ya, he always had a funny squint in his eye.

JRJolly Roger

His eye?

NNed

Aye!

PRPi-Rates

Aye!

[Monty squints his good eye]

NNed

And he was a short man.

[Monty squats]

NNed

And he only had one leg.

[Monty lifts up his right leg]

NNed

Left one.

[Monty shifts his weight over]

NNed

Captain Lafitte! You've come back! [Embraces him while Pi-Rats cheer]

S1 E1 Piratsy Under the Seas

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PRPi-Rat 2

I say we make them walk the plank.

JRJolly Roger

Nah, we did that last time.

PRPi-Rats

Awwwr!

PRPi-Rat 3

How about we keelhaul them?

PRPi-Rats

AARR!

JRJolly Roger

Nah, we just painted the keel.

PRPi-Rats

Awwwr!

SStormy

We could dress 'em like bunnies and dip 'em in chocolate.

PRPi-Rats

AAar.... Huh?!

JRJolly Roger

I'm afraid that ain't pi-rat-ical enough, Stormy.

Gadget

Well, considering the time of day and all, you could bury us in the sand and wait for high tide to come in.

PRPi-Rats

AAAAAAAR!

JRJolly Roger

A fine idea!

Chip

Gadget!

Gadget

Oops! You know I can't resist a challenge.

S2 E23 Chipwrecked Shipmunks

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Jolly Roger quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

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Scenes with Jolly Roger 3

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