Donald Drake quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Call for you, Drake. Someone named, uh, Ruby. She sounds gorgeous.

Donald Drake

I don't know any Ruby. [picks up the phone] Drake here.

Klordane

[speaking in a female tone] Why, this is your dear old Ruby. [switches to his normal voice] You know, the one I've stolen and you've taken the rap for. [laughs] I'm calling to say thanks and so long, sucker!

Donald Drake

You slimebag! You won't get away with this!

Donald Drake

Klordane! You rotten, low-down, scheming...

Klordane

Come, come, Drake. That's no way to treat an old friend. I just got into town from up north and brought you a little present. See? [takes out a bottle with gas and drops it] Oh, I dropped it.

Donald Drake

Hey, what's that? Somebody get in here! It's... [coughs] It's gas! [faints]

Klordane

Oh my, he fainted. I better get him some fresh air.

Professor Nimnul

The ruby appears to be in a... er... transitive state of location.

Klordane

Meaning?

Professor Nimnul

It's missing.

Klordane

Missing? [grabs Nimnul] MISSING?!

Professor Nimnul

Well, you see, there were these small Rodentia... uh... chipmunks, to be precise, and...

Klordane

Chipmunks? CHIPMUNKS?!

Donald Drake

[chuckles] You know, as a policeman I could file a missing ruby report for you.

Klordane

That won't be necessary. Professor Nimnul is going to either bring me that ruby, or I'll get an elephant gun!