Captain Kernel quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers ... TV Quotes Database

BBear

Did those Ranger guys catch the crooks?

Captain Kernel

Hardly. The Rescue guys are the crooks!

HHeebee

What?!

JJeebee

You're kidding.

BBear

I knew you couldn't trust 'em! Where'd they stash the goods?

HHeebee

Yeah! I mean, they couldn't have eat them all.

JJeebee

I don't know. [points to Monty] This one looks like he put away a few.

[pushes Jeebie's finger away] Keep your hairy meathooks off of me!

EElliot

Papa, please! They are my friends!

Captain Kernel

I'm sorry, son, but those scoundrels were just using you to get our peanuts.

[Captain Kernel stops stomping when he hears a loud noise under his feet]

Captain Kernel

Strange. Doesn't sound like a rodent.

[When he places his ear to the ground, a geyser of peanuts shoots out of the ground]

Captain Kernel

WHOA!

[All over the zoo, the animals rejoice their peanuts have been returned]

Captain Kernel

Oh, it's all the peanuts. But who could have...?

[A geyser shoots out with Chip and Dale on it]

Rescue Rangers at your service, captain.

[Captain Kernel finally realizes the Rescue Rangers had not stolen their peanuts and hangs his head in shame for accusing them]

Captain Kernel quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers