Normie quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

The science fair was postponed... for repairs.

[When he spots the Rescue Rangers] Oh, boy! Defenseless little animals.

Gee, uncle Norton, why do you want to destroy the city?

Professor Nimnul

Because nobody takes a mad scientist seriously until he's leveled a city or two. But once I've proven my power, I'll have the whole world in my sway! [Pushes a button to view what his music has wrought]

Is the city in your sway, Uncle Norton?

Professor Nimnul

No. It's just... swaying. That can't be the right record! For one thing, utter devastation always has more drums and cymbals.