How come I gotta lug all this junk?
'Cause you are the fearless co-pilot who can handle any job!
Hey, yeah! Make way for the fearless co-pilot! Here you go, Chip! [Unpacks the junk on Chip]
Did I say fearless? I meant brainless.
S2Part I
S2Part I
Idiots are, if nothing else, dependable.
S2Part I
[gives Fat Cat an envelope with airline tickets inside it to frame Donald Drake] All right, my lovely Fat Cat. Now it's time for you to make Drake's life extremely uncomfortable.
S2Part I
Hey! Maybe we could be policemen someday.
Or police-munks anyway.
S2Part I
Get those animals!
SSWAT
[Taking aim with their rifles] Yes, sir!
Alive!
SSWAT
Aw....
S2Part I
Like my new sparkler, boys?
RRat
We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.
O ye of little brain. It's trinkets like these that show the world what I deserve... the best!
S2Part I
[Sung] You can't expect a true gourmet
To settle for mere fish flambe
My diet screams for triple-star
Beluga caviar
S2Part I
And cream by any other name
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat
A toast to me, Fat Cat
S2Part I
I want the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at my beck and call
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
S2Part I
My velvet tux is tailor-made
Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade
My good taste is so refined
I demand the top of the line
S2Part I
Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"
S2Part I
My ruby! What have you done with it, you diminutive nut-muncher?!
S2Part I
I don't know who you are, and I don't care. But when you cross Fat Cat, you go... SPLAT!
S2Part II
[Hanging from a slowly breaking lampstand]
Don't panic, Dale. There's gotta be a way down!
I KNOW there's a way down but I don't want to take it!
S2Part II
[Jumping to safety] Pistachio!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.