Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

Alright, don't call me sweetie. You can't hold a person prisoner and then call them sweetie.

Phoebe

Okay, Paige, while unicorns may be very magical and cool, I'm not so sure it's appropriate for a baby. Have you seen those hooves? And how are we gonna baby proof that horn?

Phoebe

You take the magical farm animals and put them in the basement

Phoebe

My bruises have bruises.

Phoebe

You killed Aunt Pearl's couch.

Phoebe

Paige! Piper! If you're here, I need you to come out into the open and like, flag me down or something, okay? [Paige walks in behind her. Phoebe continues to walk through the house and Paige tries to catch up with her and get her attention.] Hello? Oh, anyone? Hello!

Phoebe

You hear something? [Paige nods and makes a talking motion with her hand] You hear puppets?

Phoebe

[to Paige] You lost your voice when you were trying to sing to him? That is so romantic! And humiliating. Yeah, I see your point...

Phoebe

Your grandmother is just going to eat you up when she meets you. But no spitting up. And none of that toxic poop you do sometimes. Grams hasn't been around babies since she was alive.

Phoebe

Ooh check out the size of that Oracle's...ball.

Phoebe

Paige, make love not.. you know. There's no door love can't open, no wall love can't climb, no hurdle love can't... hurdle.

Phoebe

Oh my, my, my! Aren't you just the edible elder? Have you taken a vow of celibacy?