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Rats, too.
No! No, we don't have rats! Wait, they don't live here! They're just...they're just trying to ruin my life!
“The Importance of Being Phoebe” · Season 5
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (5), Phoebe Halliwell (2), Paige Matthews (2), Leo Wyatt (2), Cole Turner (1)
(loudly barges in Cole's office)
You slimy, son-of-a-bitch!
Phoebe, is that you?
What are you, evil and blind? Yeah, it's me! Look, why don't you just admit you're behind this? Admit it, so I can use magic to fight you!
I don't know, uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Look, Cole, my career is the most important thing to me. Okay, so is that your plan? To take it away from me, so that I-I come running to you for comfort?
Phoebe, I love you, and I don't know what's going on... but, maybe I can help... Would you like me to kill someone for you... your-your boss, perhaps?
(Phoebe angrily starts throwing the papers on his desks up.)
Hey, hey, hey, hey! HEY!
I might not be able to use magic, but...
You're sexy when you're mad, you know. I can't wait until I get to kiss you again.
Cole, I will never be with you again. I hate you. I - hate - you. Do you get that?
Hate is good. It's passionate, intense. It's-it's... it's a breath away from love.
(Phoebe laughs and stops abruptly, quickly leaving the room.)
Ahh... she's great.
I say we go back in there and pull her out by her hair!
No, no, we can't make a scene. We need a plan.
Ok, here it is. We go home...we vomit...
And?
That's all I got so far.
Leo, we saw Phoebe and Cole's tongues locked, hands groping all over each other.
Ok, didn't need the visual.
Okay, this just can not be happening, people. I mean, Phoebe would not do this to us. I mean, it cannot, cannot be happening.
Okay, well, maybe she's under a spell... or-or maybe there were some information that she wanted and she was using sex as a tool?
Okay, I like the sound of that. Sluttly and manipulative. That's better than evil any day.
Alright, don't call me sweetie. You can't hold a person prisoner and then call them sweetie.
This witches power cannot fight,
The lure of evil's magic might,
Before misuse lands her in hell,
Remove the powers of Phoebe Halliwell.
KKaia
(as Phoebe) Knife in the panty drawer...my kind of girl!
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