Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

(while Leo and Chris are fighting) Oh, there's a lot of love in this room!

Phoebe

Okay, they're all here and these people are in major need of peace talk.

Well I'd rather be rich then a bitch!

I don't know but it was so cool!

The past is the future, the future is the past. Let's welcome back the senior class!

Phoebe

"Use my blood", you said. "It's his blood too", you said.

Phoebe

I can't answer it now, what am I gonna say? We're robbing a museum?

Phoebe

What's the matter Zankou... chicken?

Phoebe

Typical. Piper has the car, Paige orbs... Does anyone think that Phoebe needs help? No, of course not. Why? Because it's all about them!

Phoebe

No Piper, it's Billie! No, no, you might blow her up. ((Billie hurls a table and jumps over the sofa) Okay, blow her up!

Prue

I don't get it. I have checked everything. There's no reason why the chandelier should not be working.

Piper

We've been talking about what to do with that spare room. I think you're right, we do need a roommate.

Prue

Well we could rent out a room at a reduced rate in exchange to help around the house.

Piper

Phoebe's good with a wrench.

Prue

Phoebe lives in New York.

Piper

Not anymore.

Prue

What?

Piper

She left New York. She's moving back in with us.

Prue

You've got to be kidding.

Piper

Well, I could hardly say no. It's her house too; it was willed to all of us.

Prue

Yeah, months ago. And we haven't seen her or spoken to her since.

Piper

Well, you haven't spoken to her.

Prue

No, I haven't. Maybe you forgot why I'm so mad at her.

Piper

Well, of course not, but she had nowhere else to go. She lost her job, she's in debt.

Prue

And this is news? How long have you known about this anyway?

Piper

A couple of days. Maybe a week, or two...

Prue

Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive?

Phoebe

Surprise! I found the hide-a-key!

Piper

Phoebe, welcome home.

Phoebe

Hello Piper. (Piper and Phoebe hug)

Piper

It's so good to see you. Isn't it, Prue?

Prue

I'm speechless.

Phoebe

Oops, I forget about the cab.

Piper

I'll get it. (She grabs Prue's purse)

Prue

Piper, that's my purse!

Phoebe

Thanks, I'll pay you back.

Prue

Is that all that you brought?

Phoebe

That's all that I own, that and a bike. Look, I know that you don't want me here...

Prue

We're not selling Gram's house.

Phoebe

Is that why you think I came back?

Prue

Look, the only reason Piper and I gave up our apartment and moved back was because this house has been in our family for generations.

Phoebe

No history lesson needed. I grew up here, too. So, can we talk about what's really bothering you?

Prue

No, I'm still furious with you.

Phoebe

So, you'd rather have a tense reunion filled with boring chitchat and unimportant small talk?

Prue

No, but otherwise we won't have anything to talk about.

Phoebe

I never touched Roger.

Prue

Whoa!

Phoebe

I know you think otherwise because that's what that Armani-wearing, Chardonnay-slugging, trust-funder told you, but...

Piper

Hey! I have a great idea! Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner?

Prue

I'm not hungry.

Phoebe

Ate on the bus.

Piper

Okay, we'll try the group hug later.

Phoebe

I forgot your question.

Piper

I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.

Phoebe

That's disgusting. (looks at spirit board) Please say yes.

Prue

What are you watching?

Piper

Nothing. Just a show.

Prue

About witches? Are you worried we're gonna be burned at the stake?

Piper

Yeah, right. By the way, Andy called.

Prue

When?

Piper

While you were in the shower.

Prue

What did you tell him?

Piper

That you were in the shower. Bad date?

Prue

No. No, no. Not at all. It was great. You know. Dinner. Movie. Sex.

Piper

Excuse me? On your first date? You sleaze.

Prue

It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper.

Piper

High school doesn't count. That was last decade. Spill it. Ooh, that bad, huh?

Prue

No. Actually, that good. It was... well, we were amazing, but that's not the point. I told myself that things would be different, that we would take it slow. It just shouldn't've happened, that's all.

Phoebe

What shouldn't've happened?

Piper

Prue slept with Andy.

Phoebe

Hello!

Prue

Oh, thanks a lot, mouth.

Phoebe

Wait, you were going to tell her, but not me? Family meeting!

Prue

Speaking of last night, what time did you end up rolling in?

Phoebe

No no no, do not change the subject!

Prue

Don't dodge the question!

Piper

It must've been at least after three.

Phoebe

I must still be on New York time.

Prue

Actually, that would make it later.

Prue

Um, hi. You must be Mr. Wyatt.

Phoebe

The handyman?

Leo

Call me Leo.

Phoebe

Gladly.