I'm telling you, it's not gonna fit. Nothing fits anymore and if he keeps growing at this rate, we're gonna have to send him off to college by next week
“Sense and Sense Ability” · Season 5
In this episode: Phoebe Halliwell (8), Piper Halliwell (5), Paige Matthews (2)
Oh my God! Piper, you're blind!
Yeah, Phoebe, I just said that, now could we talk about how a monkey could do that.
What did she say?
What did who say? The monkey? The monkey didn't say anything, he covered my eyes and stole my eyesight.
I think the monkey stole your eyesight when he covered your eyes!
Ugh, Phoebe, are you listening to me? That's just what I said.. ugh, you are acting like you can't even hear me.
Oh Piper it's no use, I can't even hear you. The monkey stoled my hearing.
Alright, speak and spell.
You killed Aunt Pearl's couch.
Paige! Piper! If you're here, I need you to come out into the open and like, flag me down or something, okay? [Paige walks in behind her. Phoebe continues to walk through the house and Paige tries to catch up with her and get her attention.] Hello? Oh, anyone? Hello!
[mouths] What are you doing?
[yells] I lost my hearing during the biggest of my life! I can't hear a thing! [Paige motions to Phoebe to quieten down] What!? I can't hear you! [Paige motions again to quieten down and points to her ear. Phoebe lowers her voice] Oh, okay, okay. I need your help. Magic has got to be behind this. [Paige scratches her head and side and acts like a monkey] What are you doing? Oh, I get it! I get it! Charades! Okay, ya, ya. [Paige acts like a monkey again] You're a monkey. [Paige nods] Okay. You're a monkey. [Paige gets a ferocious look on her face] Ooh, you're an angry monkey. You're pissed, you're... PMS monkey? [Paige looks at her oddly] No, no, of course not. Okay. [Paige makes an invisible ball with her hands and throws it] Ball? [She then makes an explosion with her hands] Fireball! [She acts out the monkey again and the fireball] A demon monkey stole my hearing! [Phoebe points to her ear, Paige points to her mouth.] And your voice too? [Paige nods] Oh, honey!
[They hug. Paige pulls a face.]
What about Leo?
Oh no, did I kill the hag too soon?
Oh, if she hurt him, you know, I'm going to have to revive her and kill her again.
Everything okay?
Better than okay. I am gonna have a love life.
You're making a love potion?
No, I'm making a stun potion.
So that lovers will be stunned by you?
No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me.
You're in love with a Kazi demon'?
[sighing exasperatedly] Stay with me, people.
[Paige points to her ear]
You hear something? [Paige nods and makes a talking motion with her hand] You hear puppets?
[to Paige] You lost your voice when you were trying to sing to him? That is so romantic! And humiliating. Yeah, I see your point...
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