Alright, Sally, go meet Harry.
“House Call” · Season 5
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (5), Phoebe Halliwell (5), Paige Matthews (3), Glen (1)
Free us of the ties that bind,
Of evil magic intertwined,
We call upon the one who cures,
He who's to the Dark inured.
WWitchdoctor
Now where's the evil?
Oh, here, there, everywhere.
WWitchdoctor
Ever vanquished a demon in this house?
Oh, only about a hundred.
Give or take..
Another hundred.
GGlen
Hurt, why? Wait, you thought you and I...
No! no. I didn't think that at all
JJessica
Glen, the minister's waiting
GGlen
You okay?
I'm fine. Jessica, I wanted to apologise for not being very friendly earlier, I really am sorry.
JJessica
Thank you, thanks for saying that.
I just don't understand what Glen's doing with such a blonde bimbette!
JGJessica & Glen
What?!
And really, who's the surgeon who does those boobs, because they are fantastic, I should get the number for a friend of mine.
GGlen
Paige, what the hell is wrong with you?
Me? Well nothing's wrong with me, I'm not the one marrying the wrong woman!
SRSpencer Ricks
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen baby. Oh wait, that's a woman's place, isn't it? So then you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?
You know what? You are a turkey. And turkeys don't write columns. (She turns him into a turkey) But they do make delicious dinners.
A little help here.
What are you doing with that thing?
Well, first I'm going to kill it and then I'm going to stuff it.
You are not bringing that filthy thing in the house.
Oh, yes I am. Thanksgiving is early this year.
Listen, Piper, you can't just vanquish an entire house. Especially not our house! People are gonna notice.
Yeah, actually. Take her to the attic and keep her away from that turkey.
Yeah, take me to the turkey.
Talk about premature jubilation. You guys really ought to talk to a doctor about that.
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