Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

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What if Paige was the Evil Enchantress once upon a time?

Phoebe

(jumps on broomstick) Another innocent to save!

Phoebe

& Paige:

Phoebe

Well, just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

Phoebe

Can you take us back to meet John Lennon?

Phoebe

Uhm, If you'll put your nose any deeper into that coffee cup, you're gonna need a snorkel. What do you know?

Phoebe

(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.) I'm making soup for Cole. He'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role, just making soup for Cole.

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Do me a favor. Find something that strengthens me and doesn’t taste like crap.

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Relax boys. I’m here to cook, not kill.

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How can I go to the doctor when I have a demonically challenged baby?

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Will someone please get me back to the ocean before i suffocate? i need the water!

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No,this is not happening. This goes way beyond stalking.

Phoebe

Cole, these boots may be made for walking, but they're never walking back to you,buddy.

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Death did us part, Cole. Just because you figured out a way to come back, doesn't mean that I didn't keep my end of the bargain.