Death did us part, Cole. Just because you figured out a way to come back, doesn't mean that I didn't keep my end of the bargain.
“Siren's Song” · Season 5
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (10), Leo Wyatt (8), Phoebe Halliwell (7), Cole Turner (4), Paige Matthews (2), Elise (1)
Paige, I don't wanna chat. I got problems here. Geez, you're like my husband with boobs.
Oh my God, I can't believe he's doing the "look at at me I'm a good guy" routine on prime time. Phoebe must be thrilled.
I'm sure that it's just all this arguing that's got the baby upset.
Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy!
Kiss this bitch. (She tries to blow her up, but her powers showered her with flowers) Ohh, bad baby.
Woman to woman. Cole was the love of my life, and I'm finally learning to live my life without him. Calling him for a favor would open a can of worms that I've worked so hard to close.
Woman to woman. If you're still describing this guy as the love of your life, then the can is open, the worms are out, and you may as well use them to go fishing.
Okay, vanquish demon first, kill husband later.
What? I knocked.
Doors. People use doors.
(Leo burps and fizzy bubble floats out of his mouth.)
Whoa, what was that?
Hey, how did you do that?
I don't know but I'm feeling really nauseous.
Oh, god, and I'm not. Wait, how, why... Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms?
Wait, w-wait, you're pregnant?
Well, I was. But, now I think Leo is.
Huh?
Hey, are your boobs always this sore?
(Piper gives a nervous smile.)
Wait a minute, I'm confused…
Cole, maybe you should leave.
Okay, here are your crackers, here's a pad and a pen, we need a summoning spell.
What, now I'm supposed to rhyme?
Yeah, no rest for the whiny.
Think what you what, I think my niece is a genius. She did what any good marriage consultant would've done.
A good marriage consultant would've swapped our powers?
No, she would've made you walk a mile in each other's shoes.
You know, you're a pretty good whitelighter.
I learned from the best.
Hey I'm not nauseous anymore.
Hey I am! Wait, that's not good news…
What about your powers?
(Piper takes a doughnut, throws it up in the air, and blows it up.)
Very nice!
So, did you get my flowers?
Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card that the florist gets to write every day, huh?
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