How can I go to the doctor when I have a demonically challenged baby?
“Womb Raider” · Season 4
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (4), Phoebe Halliwell (3), Paige Matthews (2), Darryl Morris (2), Cole Turner (1)
What happened?!
Well it's about time! My head was on fire like a tiki torch a few seconds ago.
Do not change the subject! Did your baby just electrocute the nice doctor man?!
Yeah, I think so. But he was just protecting himself because that gel was really cold.
Piper, what is going on here?
I don't know, but don't panic, we'll wrap up here and we'll go home and panic!
Why me? I have nothing against that little fu... fetus.
I left four messages here. Did anybody in this house learn the magic of the telephone?
(after Phoebe's baby morphs a slice of watermelon to a chunk of meat) Maybe your baby would prefer to listen to Ozzy.
So let me get this straight, you summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we can all die together?
Well, the plan has some flaws admittedly.
Where is this baby everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?
(voiceover from the letter)If I'm dead right now, I know it was by your hand. No one else in heaven or hell had power over me. Please don't cry. I was dead before I met you, I was born the day you loved me, and my love for you will keep me alive. Forever.
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