What good is being a witch if I can't just twitch my nose and make the laundry fold itself.
Which witch can do that?
Samantha Stephens. From Bewitched.
“Lost and Bound” · Season 4
In this episode: Phoebe Halliwell (13), Paige Matthews (8), Cole Turner (7), Piper Halliwell (5), Leo Wyatt (3)
I'm getting more human by the day. What would you say if I became really human, and got a job?
If thats the criteria for being really human then I am in big trouble.
Phoebe we're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo and you accepted while I was bleeding to death.
It's just, becoming a wife. I mean, I like Samantha but I never actually wanted to become her. See, Samantha, she was married to a human, Darrin. Darrin completely suppressed Samantha's magic, completely denied who she was. And it wasn't because he didn't love her, it was just that's the way it had to be.
And this was one of your favourite shows?
She went from being Samantha to Mrs. Darrin Stephens overnight.
Well, that won't happen to you.
Won't it?
No. You'll become Mrs. Cole Turner.
Miss Phoebe Halliwell, I come to you, a man, nothing more, nothing less, to ask, will you be my wife?
Hmm.. Yeah, I will, again.
Urgh, the sun came up again.
Good morning sunshine, let me pour you a cup of coffee. Notice anything different about me?
Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.
It's a lot for any child to deal with. Plus ours will be doublely magical, half-whitelighter, half-witch.
Hey, that's like me! Oh...you might have some trouble.
And Paige, thank you so much for getting him this job. I mean especially now that we're going to be married and he's gonna have to get used to bringing home the bacon.
Since when does Phoebe care about bacon?
I'm sure she meant all breakfast meats.
You know what? Don't make our issues his issues. I think you need to give him a chance to learn how to control it. Maybe that's why we met him. To teach him, guide him.
Feed him.
Wow, Phoebe, you went all out.
Oh, well, you know me. Any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen.
I do know you and that's just not true.
Oh, but it is now that I'm going to be Sadie, Sadie, married lady.
Alright, Sadie, how about I take the cookies to the kid.
Phoebe, are you feeling alright?
Peachy keen.
(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.) I'm making soup for Cole. He'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role, just making soup for Cole.
Oh honey, what will you do?
Well, I dunno, I'm still searching for who I am. But we know who you are, which is a demon-fighting, ass-kicking witch who never lets her sisters down. So get out of that bathtub and show me what you're made of!
(Phoebe stands up and flashes black and white)
Better?
Hey, Cole, how's your progress going on... Oh God, full frontal Phoebe! Sorry.
She just flashed.
Yeah, I got that!
No, no, I mean she just flashed black and white.
Stand back.
(Piper keeps trying to blow up the spell-protected gates and succeeds on the third time.)
What was that?
I think you just saw a mother lift a car off her child.
PPPiper, Phoebe, and Paige
The brutal winter
gives way to flowers of spring,
Ludlow is vanquished.
What the hell was that?
A Haiku, I couldn't do the rhyming thing.
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