I dont want my baby to turn into a guinea pig
“Happily Ever After” · Season 5
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (6), Phoebe Halliwell (3), Paige Matthews (3), Grams Halliwell (3), Leo Wyatt (2), Cole Turner (1)
And besides, every other mother to be does not have to worry about her child orbing out to Tahiti when they are sent to their room.
This is not raging hormones talking! This is a very special baby, with very special needs, and I need someone pretty damn special to help me figure it out. And when I say now, I mean now!
Piper!
Thank you.
Don't thank me, I didn't do anything.
What am I doing here? And corporeal to boot.
What do you mean, didn't you come on your own power?
Honey, I'm good, but I'm not that good!
Oh, my goodness, don't tell me you're already interviewing nannies.
Paige. You're even more beautiful than I imagined.
And you are?
Why, I'm your Grams of course. Come here.
No offense, but, uh, aren't you supposed to be dead?
Oh, I'm over that.
You expect me to believe that there are giant beanstalks and gingerbread houses that actually existed?
Cole, these boots may be made for walking, but they're never walking back to you,buddy.
Hear our call,
For those who fall,
Purge her to awaken,
From this toxic taken.
Dead? What do you mean she's dead?
Don't worry. The dwarves are all over it.
The dwarves?
Piper cast a spell that wound up summoning the descendents of the seven dwarves. Actually, they prefer to be called little people now.
Snow White and the Little People?
HDHead Dwarf
When's her prince getting here?
She doesn't have a prince.
HDHead Dwarf
No prince? So then who's going to kiss her?
D1Dwarf 1
I'll do it.
D2Dwarf 2
In your dreams Stinky. I'll do it.
D1Dwarf 1
I told you not to call me that.
HDHead Dwarf
People. A little professional decorum here please. Forgive them, it's been a while.
Keep your hands off my pumpkin.
Ah, back off Grams. I just saved your ass.
Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin?
You were dead, dear. But, on the bright side, at least now we have something in common.
Hey, I'm walking here!
CDCar Driver
Get out of the street!
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