Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

If Piper ever comes back, I'm going to kill her.

Phoebe

You didn't nearly catch a demon, you nearly killed a district attorney. My district attorney!

Phoebe

This is important, he wants to have the talk. You know, are we a couple, are we a one-nighter, are we friends, are we friends that had a one-nighter...?

Phoebe

Has the tribal council spoken? Am I booted off the island?

Phoebe

Prue, if you keep ignoring me, my feelings might actually implode.

Phoebe

Oh yeah, Leo, sorry we killed you.

Phoebe

Huh, wow, so you're relinquishing control to your little sister. You must really be tired.

Phoebe

Alright you two, have fun. Bring me back a cloud!

Phoebe

Pardon the potential understatement of a cliche, but you look like you've seen a ghost.

Phoebe

Saved by the meow! You know, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at Kit in the same way or get undressed in front of him, for that matter.

Phoebe

(Flashback) I'm not sure what my future holds, but it's not in San Francisco. We all know that the only thing I add to this threesome is trouble.

Phoebe

This is worse than I thought.

Phoebe

Two witches and a half-a-demon does not the power of three make.

Phoebe

Instead of teaching Paige how to be a witch, we're out hunting for every Tom, Dick and Beelzebub in San Francisco.

Phoebe

So what's on our training schedule today? light sabers?