Now, just take this wet sponge... [Raj gasps, then screams] Thimble of water... [Raj screams] Drop? [Raj screams] Molecule?
[screams, then stops] Wait! Which type of molecule?
Uh, water. [shows Raj a molecule]
[Raj then screams]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Attention, campers! Attention, campers! Five minutes until the start of the big...Buddy Day...swim finale. So, grab your...buddy and have a...good race! Yeah.
[delirious due to large amounts of blood being sucked from him by the leech] Oygawoygasoyoocha...gotta get to the lake...big RACE!
Slinkman, who is that scout?
Uh...Lazlo, Sir.
No, no, no...the fat one!
Uh...that's a leech, Sir. A sea lamprey, actually.
Oh...a sea lamprey? Well, see that Mr. Lamprey gets a uniform, will you?
Yes, Sir.
I can't see a gosh darn thing out of these goggles, can you see anything, Chip?
Do you imbeciles really need to be wearing your goggles before you get in the water?
I don't know, but I have my floaties!
Lamar wasn't a Lamar, he was a Lauren!
Okay guys! Time for dinner! [the baby leeches start sucking on Clam] Wow! What an appetite! You'll be on solid food in no time.
[The Jelly-Beans splashed into the mud puddle, only to find Nina and Gretchen]
[as his head is on top of Gretchen's head] We're not alone.
What are you doing here? [Raj slides off of her] Well?
Well what?
Look! Lazlo's still sitting!
Just like Napoleon!
Did you do something to your hair, Lazlo?
What are we going to do? I inflamed the map... [sobs hysterically] We will never find the rock! Never find water!...I'm already dizzy from dehydration.
That way!
That way!
[The night falls as Samson and Edward continue arguing about which way back to camp]
That way!
That way!
That way.
That way. [looks at his finger] You're probably right. It was that way.
Oh this is nice you guys are very civilized.
Like hot tub, like hot tub.
BHBig Hairy Mountain Man
Do you like Big Hairy Mountain Man massage?
Who knew that bear would be attracted to the meat flavored lip balm in my pocket?
I wish we had that lip balm for breakfast.
[nervously to Commander Hoo-Hah] But my campers are right here... [points to a bunch of rag dolls with hats sitting on a log]
TTTimmy and Tommy
My treasure! What, my treasure? [strangles each other]
[Lumpus and Slinkman are searching for the Migrating Mulberry Tree in the forest]
[sing song voice] Come out, come out, wherever you are.
[The Bean Scouts sneak up behind them]
Scoutmas-
[Both Lumpus and Slinkman screamed, even from the distance]
[angry] Lazlo, look what you've done. You scared it away!
Actually, we scared you which caused you to scare it away.
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