Uh, Sir, since it's the final one of its kind maybe you might not wanna chop the...
Slinkman, if you don't help me with this, I'll take away Mr. Squishy again.
[Slinkman's eyes retract]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[while posing as the tree, getting sleepy and crazy] All around the Mulberry tree, the moose chases the monkey.
Now repeat after me. I am a tree.
I am a tree.
Tree, tree, tree!
Tree, tree, tree.
Goodie for me!
Goodie for me.
Wait here.
Wait here.
[to Raj, who keeps eating some leftover marshmallows from his hat] Didn't you read the sign? There's a shortage. I thought we made a jelly cabin pact?
Jelly!
How can you keep eating marshmallows when you gave your word?
I thought we were marshmallow buddies!
[takes the marshmallows away from Raj] What about the Jelly Cabin pact?
[takes them back] Marshmallow Buddies!
[grabs it again] Jelly Cabin pact! [Raj eats a few marshmallows] Raj!
[points with his finger] Hey, what's that?
[Lazlo looks around as Raj grabs his hat back and continues eating marshmallows]
[to Lazlo while eating marshmallows] You failed to get your knot-tying badge 17 times, and you will most certainly not get one today.
[Raj eats Lazlo's marshmallow]
Did you steal my marshmallow?
[gasps] I am offended. I thought we were all marshmallow buddies. Well, I guess that I was wrong! [getting kicked out of the cabin] Fine! I do not need you!
[solemnly] We don't like doing this Raj. It's for your own good.
I do not need my own good! [Lazlo closes the door] Some marshmallow buddies you turned out to be!
[Both Lazlo and Clam are sad at this]
[finding the marshmallow machine at the cafeteria in Acorn Flats] It's a marshmallow machine! There must be ninety of the gooey little nuggets in there!
Patsy, I don't mean to interrupt, but I don't want to hear any more stories. I'm scared.
Yeah. Can we just eat our marshmallows and turn in?
[Last lines; after Raj is freed from the sticky marshmallow by crying tears of joy]
Hey, look!
It's a couple of Bean Scouts crying.
They probably saw the yeti and couldn't handle it.
For your info, yetis don't exist. And the only thing that makes a Bean scout cry is a chopped onion. If you see your yeti, tell him if you see any unicorns. [leaves with Raj and Clam]
[annoyed, decides to return to their cabin] Come on, let's go. [but their feet are stuck on sticky marshmallow ground from Raj's tears] Oh, no! We're stuck!
[They scream from the distance as we see two yetis who are roasting marshmallows up on a hill]
Y1Yeti 1
[hearing the girls screaming] Did you hear that, Carl? It sounds like campers! Oh, I'm scared!
Y2Yeti 2
Campers are a myth, you yeti knucklehead! [Yeti 1's marshmallow drops to the ground] Uh, are you gonna eat that?
What do you know about love, Lazlo?
Nothing.
[not knowing he was talking to Lazlo who enters] Oh, Slinkman, you're back. I'm sorry for kicking you out the window.
[As the bean scouts and squirrel scouts slow dance awkwardly with each other…]
So romantic.
[slow dancing with Raj; darkly] I know judo.
[slow dancing with Chip as he farts; disgusted] Eww!
[slow dancing with Clam as he gazes dreamily at her; annoyed] Wipe that grin off your face, creep, before I take it off myself.
[fully impatient] All right, Lazlo, this dance is over! GET 'EM, SQUIRRELS!
Come on, Bean Scouts, we're not going to let a bunch of squirrels push us around. [gets grabbed by an angry Honey, who's preparing to attack him]
[to Nina] Do not listen to him! He does not speak for the rest of us! [Nina savagely grabs him by the neckerchief and starts strangling him] LAZLO!
[as all the squirrel scouts glare annoyingly at him for showing up late] What's goin' on, ladies?
I'll tell you what's going on! This shindig…
Hoedown?
Hallabaloo?
This whatever it is!
Are you talkin' about the dance?
[All the squirrel scouts growl angrily at him]
[After learning that one in 14 scouts is a genius and that there are 14 scouts in the camp]
That's it!
What's it?
This is my ticket outta here! I can finally say good bye to Camp Kidney... [changes the map of Camp Kidney to a world map] And hello to the world! All I have to do is find that one genius. I wonder who it is? [watches Clam outside from a window]
Apples! [bangs his head against the tree]
Well, we know who it's not.
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