How do you feel now, sir?
How do I feel? [jumps onto the table and dances] More importantly, how do I look?
CMChef McMuseli
Why, you look thinner already.
Yeah, heh, heh-- what?
CMChef McMuseli
The McMuseli low-cal fat-free food-free weight-loss meal plan never fails to shed…
[grabs him by the shoulders; savagely] YOU PSYCHOTIC SALAD SPINNER!
CMChef McMuseli
Pounds.
I'm trying to gain weight!
CMChef McMuseli
Gain weight?! I can't handle such insanity! He is not of this world!
[frantically] I got to get some real food! I got to get out of here!
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