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Listen up, Beans, Say goodbye to those cotton-poly prisons called clothes. Today we break the time wasting Saul washing cycle of wash, wear and repeat, For I, Algonquin C. Genius, have invented a uniform that can be worn around the clock and never needs washing.

BSBeans Scouts

[off-screen] Yeah!

[Lumpus takes out some red paint]

Lumpus

Who wants to try one on?

Edward

Does it have to be a Bean Scout uniform?

Lumpus

Not at all, choose any style you like.

[Edward uses blue paint and paints himself a tuxedo, and a hat which he puts on his head. Lazlo uses green paint and paints himself invisible. Chip and Skip use brown paint and paint themselves some Bean Scout uniforms and add some faces to the backs of their heads]

CSChip and Skip

Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!

[Samson uses pink paint and paints himself a ballerina costume and added tutu. He twirls like a ballerina. Meanwhile, the Owl Cop drives his bicycle and stops at Camp Kidney. He use his binoculars and sees Dave, Ping Pong and Harold making painted clothes]

OCOwl Cop

[off-screen] Huh? [on-screen] Uhh... [went to talk to Lumpus] Mister, what in Bob's bingo is going on here?

Lumpus

Umm, what does it look like?

OCOwl Cop

Like a bunch of folks wearing paint instead of clothes. [Lumpus has an unhappy expression] What color do you have?

Lumpus

[as he finishes painting the cop's clothes] And that should about...do it.

OCOwl Cop

Oh man, that's perfect.

Lumpus

Kiss those dry cleaning bills goodbye.

OCOwl Cop

You got any bicycle paint? [later, after Lumpus turns the cop's bicycle into a motorcycle] Oh man, I'm telling all my friends about this! [drives away]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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