Jane Doe quotes from Camp Lazlo

Jane

Um...Folks, [chuckles] there's just a little bit of bad news: [chuckles again] there is no cheese.

Jane

I won't be ruining anything in your little pathetic life, anymore, 'cause you're leaving!

Jane

So romantic.

Nina

[slow dancing with Raj; darkly] I know judo.

[slow dancing with Chip as he farts; disgusted] Eww!

Gretchen

[slow dancing with Clam as he gazes dreamily at her; annoyed] Wipe that grin off your face, creep, before I take it off myself.

Patsy

[fully impatient] All right, Lazlo, this dance is over! GET 'EM, SQUIRRELS!

Jane

Don't you ladies look Fru Fru in those lovely dresses? Okey-dokey. The public speaking portion of the Miss Fru Fru pageant will teach you to speak with authority. [volunteers Gretchen] Gretchen will demonstrate!

Gretchen

[clears throat] This is a tree poem by, um, Heimlich McMuseli.

Jane

[claps excitedly] Oh, that's a good one, Gretchen!

Gretchen

[looks at Patsy and Nina, both snickering at her; growls before beginning to speak] Ahem. O tree, O tree O tree, O tree. [starts losing her temper as her friends snicker more] O free the Lea the Lea! [Patsy and Nina finally burst out, laughing; finally loses her temper] THAT'S IT! [screams in rage as she rips off her dress and chases after them before they climb into a tree; violently tries to chop it down with an axe]

Wait a minute, ma'am.

Jane

DON'T YOU "WAIT A MINUTE" ME, YOU SCOUNDREL!

...I love you too!

Jane

Huh?!

I'm sorry, Jane. She's hot.

Almondine

Miss Doe, what is pretty?

Jane

Well, little girls are pretty, and cold left overs are pretty!

Almondine

Cold leftovers?